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 Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:28 am
Zelym Zelym: [1:55] How dare you tip in Isadora! Se wasn't supposed to know I was stalking her! [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:55] Things will be bright in P.M. A cop will shine a light in your face. I was LOL when I saw your post. LOL xd
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:46 am
Oh, that's a relief. Usually when I involve you in my twisted humor you're all like stare and then like sweatdrop or maybe like "eeehhhh".
And then I'm like "D:".
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:45 am
Depends on what topic we're in.
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:55 pm
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:50] Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live
in eucalyptus trees.
Zelym: [3:50] Eucalyptus? YOU CAN LICK THIS!!
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:50 pm
It finally talks to me LOL!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:46] The time is right to make new friends.
Lady Arieta: [6:47] oz, so lyk, you lame stalker
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:47] Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.
Lady Arieta: [6:47] WHAT BANK ERROR??
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:47] Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
Lady Arieta: [6:47] Uh-huh...right....perfection.....no human is perfect
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:47] Go to a movie tonight. Darkness becomes you.
Lady Arieta: [6:47] HA! FCK THAT
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:47] You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.
Lady Arieta: [6:47] oh yea sure, that's one thing I could use..NOT
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:47] Are you making all this up as you go along?
Lady Arieta: [6:47] yes I am how did you know
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:47] Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.
Lady Arieta: [6:47] op, too late for that
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:47] Keep it short for pithy sake.
Lady Arieta: [6:47] pithy sake? You can't even spell
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:48] Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.
Lady Arieta: [6:48] HA! maybe to you
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:48] Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
Lady Arieta: [6:48] oh suuure
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:48] You will lose your present job and have to become a door to door mayonnaise
salesman.
Lady Arieta: [6:48] HA! As if selling Mayonnaise is going to work door to door
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:48] Don't read any sky-writing for the next two weeks.
Lady Arieta: [6:48] you suck
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:48] You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of
a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.
Lady Arieta: [6:48] ....what?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:48] You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did when you used to.
Lady Arieta: [6:48] jibber jabber
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:49] Your present plans will be successful.
Lady Arieta: [6:49] What, you mean beating my favorite game? MMORPG'S AREN'T MEANT TO BE BEATEN
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:49] Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon.
Lady Arieta: [6:49] OH WHAT THE ********] GaiaGuildBot: [6:49] Your sister swims out to meet troop ships.
Lady Arieta: [6:49] .....
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:49] You will have a long and boring life.
Lady Arieta: [6:49] No u
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:49] Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.
Lady Arieta: [6:49] NO U
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:49] Today is what happened to yesterday.
Lady Arieta: [6:49] Nonesense
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:49] Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:25 pm
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:47] Keep it short for pithy sake.
See, Heath? NPCs mess up too!
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:38 am
Quote: Ikatsui Senerio: [5:26] I'm tired. [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:26] Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments with your mate's new lover. Ikatsui Senerio: [5:26] While it's true I may not have slept, I don't think that was the problem. I'm also hungry. [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:26] You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old. Ikatsui Senerio: [5:26] All right, I hope that four-year-old tastes good enough... [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:26] You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that you're growing into. Ikatsui Senerio: [5:27] I can tell... Eating a child? Stars above, I can't believe I'm even considering such a meager meal... - - - - - - Quote: Ikatsui Senerio: [5:29] But there's nothing going on tomorrow... Are you looking at next year's calendar? [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:29] It may or may not be worthwhile, but it still has to be done. Ikatsui Senerio: [5:29] Well all right... I suppose you have a fine memory database... [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:29] You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy. Ikatsui Senerio: [5:29] You're welcome. - - - - - - Quote: [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:31] You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you. Ikatsui Senerio: [5:32] Hmm. [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:32] Don't plan any hasty moves. You'll be evicted soon anyway. Ikatsui Senerio: [5:32] Just keep talking... [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:32] Be careful! Is it classified? - - - - - - Quote: [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:33] Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie. Ikatsui Senerio: [5:33] So I'm not the dark-haired man with a loud tie. Thank you for clarifying. - - - - - - Smart-mouthed little...
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:30 am
wandererofdarkness: [11:28] So your back eh?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:27] Never look up when dragons fly overhead.
wandererofdarkness: [11:28] ok i wont look at valter or heath! or Dhengsia
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:28] You will have a long and unpleasant discussion with your supervisor.
wandererofdarkness: [11:28] What supervisor?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:28] Domestic happiness and faithful friends.
wandererofdarkness: [11:28] Are what i strive for
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:28] Your goose is cooked.
(Your current chick is burned up too!)
wandererofdarkness: [11:29] Wait im not cooking anything!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:28] You will be misunderstood by everyone.
wandererofdarkness: [11:29] Already happens
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:28] You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
wandererofdarkness: [11:29] How'd you know STALKER
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:29] Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
wandererofdarkness: [11:29] can someone please make the man on the moon stop lauging at mehs
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:29] It may or may not be worthwhile, but it still has to be done.
wandererofdarkness: [11:30] Thats life
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:29] Your object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.
wandererofdarkness: [11:30] Awesome howd you know this?
I GET TO SAVE THE WORLD WOO
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