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 Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:37 pm
MegaTherion777 Divinus Cruor MegaTherion777 Divinus Cruor MegaTherion777 Celtic guardian91 "Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?" "I don't know..." xd i killed a guy with a trident! how can someone kill a man with a chewing gum? wow dude, that's bad. seriously, my jokes are terrible, and i think that's bad. i think that's like, a guinness book worthy bad joke. you may have made history there. It is not that bad. idk, it was pretty cheesy. this thread is now about cheesy jokes: why couldnt the pirate go to the movie? because it was rated ARRRRRR lol also why couldnt the skeleton go to the dance? because he had no body to go with rofl A farmer had a sprawling farm with a patch of woods that ran right up against the local airport. Day after day, planes would crash into the woods causing all sorts of problems. No one could figure out what to do. Finally, the farmer gathered up a flock of the ugliest female sheep he could find, set them loose in the woods, and planes never crashed into his trees again. The moral of the story: Homely ewes can prevent forest fliers.
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:03 pm
The War Starter MegaTherion777 Divinus Cruor MegaTherion777 Divinus Cruor how can someone kill a man with a chewing gum? wow dude, that's bad. seriously, my jokes are terrible, and i think that's bad. i think that's like, a guinness book worthy bad joke. you may have made history there. It is not that bad. idk, it was pretty cheesy. this thread is now about cheesy jokes: why couldnt the pirate go to the movie? because it was rated ARRRRRR lol also why couldnt the skeleton go to the dance? because he had no body to go with rofl A farmer had a sprawling farm with a patch of woods that ran right up against the local airport. Day after day, planes would crash into the woods causing all sorts of problems. No one could figure out what to do. Finally, the farmer gathered up a flock of the ugliest female sheep he could find, set them loose in the woods, and planes never crashed into his trees again. The moral of the story: Homely ewes can prevent forest fliers.
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:01 pm
The War Starter A farmer had a sprawling farm with a patch of woods that ran right up against the local airport. Day after day, planes would crash into the woods causing all sorts of problems. No one could figure out what to do. Finally, the farmer gathered up a flock of the ugliest female sheep he could find, set them loose in the woods, and planes never crashed into his trees again. The moral of the story: Homely ewes can prevent forest fliers.
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:24 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:56 am
MegaTherion777 The War Starter MegaTherion777 Divinus Cruor MegaTherion777 Divinus Cruor how can someone kill a man with a chewing gum? wow dude, that's bad. seriously, my jokes are terrible, and i think that's bad. i think that's like, a guinness book worthy bad joke. you may have made history there. It is not that bad. idk, it was pretty cheesy. this thread is now about cheesy jokes: why couldnt the pirate go to the movie? because it was rated ARRRRRR lol also why couldnt the skeleton go to the dance? because he had no body to go with rofl A farmer had a sprawling farm with a patch of woods that ran right up against the local airport. Day after day, planes would crash into the woods causing all sorts of problems. No one could figure out what to do. Finally, the farmer gathered up a flock of the ugliest female sheep he could find, set them loose in the woods, and planes never crashed into his trees again. The moral of the story: Homely ewes can prevent forest fliers. There was a man named Bill whose greatest love was tractor pull competitions. He subscribed to tractor pull magazines and even paid for the all-tractor-pull specialty cable channel. He had never actually attended a tractor pull, so when it was announced that the tractor pull was coming to his home town, he was beside himself with anticipation. He lined up the night before tickets went on sale, even though he was the only one there. He marked the days on his calendar and booked the day off work. Finally the day of the big event came, and Bill went to the arena six hours early to get the best seat. By the time the show began, he had all the programs, souvenirs, posters, accessories and junk food he could want. The competition began, and from the moment it started, it was all a crushing disappointment. It was noisy and smoky, it took so long to restage the tractors each time that it was all a colossal bore. Bitterly disappointed and angry, Bill threw all his souvenirs into the trash, left the arena, and marched straight across the street to the nearest pub. He stomped in and slammed the door mightily. As he did so, a great load of soot fell from the chimney, rolled out of the fireplace and engulfed the room in a huge cloud. The pub owner was aghast. "Look at this mess," he cried, "And I'm expecting a big crowd in here tonight after the tractor pull." "I can handle this," said Bill, stepping forward. He took in a huge lungful of air, sucking up every speck of soot in the place. He walked to the door and opened it, and exhaled, spraying the big cloud outside. The pub owner stared at him. "How can you do that?" he asked incredulously. "Simple," said Bill. "I'm an ex-tractor fan."
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:58 am
The War Starter MegaTherion777 The War Starter MegaTherion777 idk, it was pretty cheesy. this thread is now about cheesy jokes: why couldnt the pirate go to the movie? because it was rated ARRRRRR lol also why couldnt the skeleton go to the dance? because he had no body to go with rofl A farmer had a sprawling farm with a patch of woods that ran right up against the local airport. Day after day, planes would crash into the woods causing all sorts of problems. No one could figure out what to do. Finally, the farmer gathered up a flock of the ugliest female sheep he could find, set them loose in the woods, and planes never crashed into his trees again. The moral of the story: Homely ewes can prevent forest fliers. There was a man named Bill whose greatest love was tractor pull competitions. He subscribed to tractor pull magazines and even paid for the all-tractor-pull specialty cable channel. He had never actually attended a tractor pull, so when it was announced that the tractor pull was coming to his home town, he was beside himself with anticipation. He lined up the night before tickets went on sale, even though he was the only one there. He marked the days on his calendar and booked the day off work. Finally the day of the big event came, and Bill went to the arena six hours early to get the best seat. By the time the show began, he had all the programs, souvenirs, posters, accessories and junk food he could want. The competition began, and from the moment it started, it was all a crushing disappointment. It was noisy and smoky, it took so long to restage the tractors each time that it was all a colossal bore. Bitterly disappointed and angry, Bill threw all his souvenirs into the trash, left the arena, and marched straight across the street to the nearest pub. He stomped in and slammed the door mightily. As he did so, a great load of soot fell from the chimney, rolled out of the fireplace and engulfed the room in a huge cloud. The pub owner was aghast. "Look at this mess," he cried, "And I'm expecting a big crowd in here tonight after the tractor pull." "I can handle this," said Bill, stepping forward. He took in a huge lungful of air, sucking up every speck of soot in the place. He walked to the door and opened it, and exhaled, spraying the big cloud outside. The pub owner stared at him. "How can you do that?" he asked incredulously. "Simple," said Bill. "I'm an ex-tractor fan." *Sound of crickets accompanied by a ball of tumbleweed*
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:04 am
He said cheesy, not good. talk2hand
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:11 am
Then I think we have a winner
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:52 am
The War Starter MegaTherion777 The War Starter MegaTherion777 idk, it was pretty cheesy. this thread is now about cheesy jokes: why couldnt the pirate go to the movie? because it was rated ARRRRRR lol also why couldnt the skeleton go to the dance? because he had no body to go with rofl A farmer had a sprawling farm with a patch of woods that ran right up against the local airport. Day after day, planes would crash into the woods causing all sorts of problems. No one could figure out what to do. Finally, the farmer gathered up a flock of the ugliest female sheep he could find, set them loose in the woods, and planes never crashed into his trees again. The moral of the story: Homely ewes can prevent forest fliers. There was a man named Bill whose greatest love was tractor pull competitions. He subscribed to tractor pull magazines and even paid for the all-tractor-pull specialty cable channel. He had never actually attended a tractor pull, so when it was announced that the tractor pull was coming to his home town, he was beside himself with anticipation. He lined up the night before tickets went on sale, even though he was the only one there. He marked the days on his calendar and booked the day off work. Finally the day of the big event came, and Bill went to the arena six hours early to get the best seat. By the time the show began, he had all the programs, souvenirs, posters, accessories and junk food he could want. The competition began, and from the moment it started, it was all a crushing disappointment. It was noisy and smoky, it took so long to restage the tractors each time that it was all a colossal bore. Bitterly disappointed and angry, Bill threw all his souvenirs into the trash, left the arena, and marched straight across the street to the nearest pub. He stomped in and slammed the door mightily. As he did so, a great load of soot fell from the chimney, rolled out of the fireplace and engulfed the room in a huge cloud. The pub owner was aghast. "Look at this mess," he cried, "And I'm expecting a big crowd in here tonight after the tractor pull." "I can handle this," said Bill, stepping forward. He took in a huge lungful of air, sucking up every speck of soot in the place. He walked to the door and opened it, and exhaled, spraying the big cloud outside. The pub owner stared at him. "How can you do that?" he asked incredulously. "Simple," said Bill. "I'm an ex-tractor fan." wow. that is TERRIBLE. WEEEEEE HAVE A WIIIIIINRAAAARRRRR!!!!
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:19 am
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:35 am
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:08 am
uh-huh-uh. thanyaverrmuch fer playn
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:09 am
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:22 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:26 am
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