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 Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 3:42 am
If at first you dont secseed, distory all evadence that you tryed -My older sister Taci
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 3:45 am
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 3:49 am
xd so do I, thats why I posted it
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 3:50 am
i have this old Donald Duck cartoon. in one scene he's pulling a starfish of his butt and yabbering something you can't understand. i never noticed until my brother pointed it out, but it sounds exactly like he says: "You goddamn son of a b***h!"
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 3:52 am
Ninjara i have this old Donald Duck cartoon. in one scene he's pulling a starfish of his butt and yabbering something you can't understand. i never noticed until my brother pointed it out, but it sounds exactly like he says: "You goddamn son of a b***h!" I'm going to start pay attention to Donald now...
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 3:57 am
RevanStar Ninjara i have this old Donald Duck cartoon. in one scene he's pulling a starfish of his butt and yabbering something you can't understand. i never noticed until my brother pointed it out, but it sounds exactly like he says: "You goddamn son of a b***h!" I'm going to start pay attention to Donald now... what's really funny is hearing Donald Duck have an orgasm xd if i can find a link to the soundclip i'll send it to you.
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 3:59 am
Ninjara RevanStar Ninjara i have this old Donald Duck cartoon. in one scene he's pulling a starfish of his butt and yabbering something you can't understand. i never noticed until my brother pointed it out, but it sounds exactly like he says: "You goddamn son of a b***h!" I'm going to start pay attention to Donald now... what's really funny is hearing Donald Duck have an orgasm xd if i can find a link to the soundclip i'll send it to you. Donald duck having a orgasm?!?! eek I cant imagen that xd
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 4:05 am
RevanStar Ninjara RevanStar Ninjara i have this old Donald Duck cartoon. in one scene he's pulling a starfish of his butt and yabbering something you can't understand. i never noticed until my brother pointed it out, but it sounds exactly like he says: "You goddamn son of a b***h!" I'm going to start pay attention to Donald now... what's really funny is hearing Donald Duck have an orgasm xd if i can find a link to the soundclip i'll send it to you. Donald duck having a orgasm?!?! eek I cant imagen that xd it is funny as hell xd
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 4:07 am
Ninjara RevanStar Ninjara RevanStar Ninjara i have this old Donald Duck cartoon. in one scene he's pulling a starfish of his butt and yabbering something you can't understand. i never noticed until my brother pointed it out, but it sounds exactly like he says: "You goddamn son of a b***h!" I'm going to start pay attention to Donald now... what's really funny is hearing Donald Duck have an orgasm xd if i can find a link to the soundclip i'll send it to you. Donald duck having a orgasm?!?! eek I cant imagen that xd it is funny as hell xd haha, I bet it is. I will never be able to look at Donald the same way if I hear it
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 4:13 am
RevanStar Ninjara RevanStar Ninjara RevanStar Ninjara i have this old Donald Duck cartoon. in one scene he's pulling a starfish of his butt and yabbering something you can't understand. i never noticed until my brother pointed it out, but it sounds exactly like he says: "You goddamn son of a b***h!" I'm going to start pay attention to Donald now... what's really funny is hearing Donald Duck have an orgasm xd if i can find a link to the soundclip i'll send it to you. Donald duck having a orgasm?!?! eek I cant imagen that xd it is funny as hell xd haha, I bet it is. I will never be able to look at Donald the same way if I hear it i can't. i laugh my a** off now whenever i hear him go "aaaahh..."
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 4:25 am
"Flee fat a**, flee!" - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 4:37 am
The doctor saids my nose wouldnt bleed so much if I keep my finger out of it -Rolfph from the simpsions
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 9:08 am
OK, here's mine (theres alot, you can get little internet bumper stickers off here.)
.He who laughs last thinks slowest.
.If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
.Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervoously, then change the subject.
.Closed minds always seem to be connected to open mouths.
.Mediocre people are always at their best.
.It's not the fall that hurts, it the stop at the end.
.Experience is a hard teacher, it gives the test before the lesson.
.When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start to look like nails.
.The truth is more important than the facts.
.You can't strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
.Politicians always tell the truth when the call each other liars.
some for fellow americans:
.It's scary to think that we call those guys in Washington our leaders...
(this is one of my personal faves>) .GIVING MONEY AND POWER TO GOVERNMENT IS LIKE GIVING WHISKEY AND CAR KEYS TO TEENAGE BOYS.
.If ignorance is bliss, than Congress must be paradise.
.The trouble with political jokes is HOW OFTEN THEY GET ELECTED.
More random ones:
.I haven't had this much fun since the last time I ate a lightbulb!
.I hate my life, and my life hates me.
.Let's file this under 'emotionally scarring.'
.MY SPOON IS TO BIG!
.My psychiatrist says I'm paranoid, but he's just out to get me. 3nodding
.BOY BANDS: THE SPAWN OF SATAN.
.Don't drink and derive, alchol and calculus don't mix.
.Don't drink to drown your sorrow, sorrow knows how to swim.
(one for the ladies, to the guys smile .please talk to my face, my breasts can't hear you.
.What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
.High on life, and glue.
.What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
.When life gives you lemons, SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!!
.Heavily medicated for your protection.
.Who IS Oscar Mayer and WHY does everyone want to be his weiner?!
.Reality is nice, but I wouldn't like to live there.
Some America insperation ones:
.UNINTED WE STAND, NOT BLINDLY WE FOLLOW.
.ONLY THE DEAD HAVE SEEN THE END OF WAR.
.If war is the answer, then we're asking the wrong question.
sorry to all you french people out there, but I thought these two were funny: .France has always been there when they needed us. and .Gooing to war without France is like going hunting without an accordian.
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 5:16 pm
What about "War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left"? And of course, "If you've got an a**, I'll kick it." From Kung Pow. 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 7:14 pm
"We jumped out of a building!"
"Yes it was all very exciting, tomorrow we go to the zoo." - The Long Kiss Goodnight
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