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I_am_no_Savior Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:00 pm
I thought he was my grandmother =o
kicked a baby in the face
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:34 am
lmfao No, but i've richocheted a skateboard into my friend's little brother's face. That's why the clumsy should not be allowed on boards. ;]
Considers themself a b***h.
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:26 am
1/16 b***h, to be precise. I think my great-great-great-great grandmother was a golden retriever...
The person below me goes skinny-dipping in arctic (read SUPER COLD!!!) water.
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:12 am
Lives in Georgia and it was 115 degrees outside. I was hot
sold empty video game cases to little children
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I_am_no_Savior Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:09 pm
They weren't empty because they were made of candy.
Likes to smear their crap all over the bathroom.
[My friend's at camp, and someone did that. O.o]
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:05 pm
o.o' I was trying to cover up the smell of asparagus >.>
pirated the new harry potter movie and didn't share it with me
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I_am_no_Savior Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:36 pm
I'm too greedy.
Had ice cream and didn't eat it all.
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:11 am
Is it a crime to be partially lactose intolerant?
Attempted to fly by using massive amounts of Chicken Wings.
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:55 am
Failed because I ate the chicken wings.
Murdered by banana peels.
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:04 pm
I thought they were my friends... D;
killed a mother
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I_am_no_Savior Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:19 pm
She was an Arab prostitute looking for hookers. DUN JUDGE MEH!
Kicked a donkey's a**. [haw.]
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:13 pm
I'm a black belt what do you expect me to do
sings in the rain
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I_am_no_Savior Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:58 pm
I dance in it, too. ;D
Eats popsicles without sharing them with Vexxie. D<
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:01 am
You probably live in a completely different state, and I don't have the power to teleport Popsicles on a whim.
Collects mutated animals (Grunnies, Gramsters, Gruckens, etc...)
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:58 pm
Lies.
[By the way, I live in a completely different country. lol]
Bitten by a snake.
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