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front:how many drummers does it take to get the lid off the timpany?
back:none it takes the BASS TRUMPET PLAYER!!!!!!!!


or:
front:get ur sorry carcass over here
back:im gonna whip u up worse than a flute player on crack



yea it happened...im the bass trumpet player.........

Front of shirt: i play heavy metal
back of shirt: *a picture of a sousaphone*

this ones for singers

If you want to keep a singer out of somewhere.
Just put a door in front of them. Because the singer will never know when to come in

front: Why is the french horn such a divine instrument?
back: because man blows in, but only God knows wht comes out!

Remember: What happens on the band bus... *insert random photo of a bus*

Back: Stays on the Bus Cams installed on every high school bus wink

On the back of our band t-shirts we had the phrase "Point the biscuits, bad boy"
The drumline shirts read, "Drumline: the only section in the band that doesn't blow"

And this guy at a competition had a hoodie that had a fermata over a rest with "shut up" underneath it.
'twas hilarious.

Our band boosters had the football on the band field thing on shirts! Cept it said:
"What is the football team doing on our marching band field?"
Kiss my brass was a saying for the woodwinds during band camp. We were playing games ocasionally to make it more fun, and one game was Wizards, Elves and something else I can't remember. Your group(woodwinds against brass in this case) chose a creature, and the other group did, and you did this sign that meant whatever you were. Then, whichever team had the dominate creature, rushed forward and had to tag the other team before they made it to the safe zone. It was fun.
Trumpet: Lud and Proud doesn't work for my band. More of Clarinets: Loud and Proud. We play louder then the 5 trumpets, and there were two of us playing, four in our section. Bwahaha, female clarinet power!