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 Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:50 am
Le_Scratch lefeverbaby I read this one somewhere A girl in the band gets set up on a few blind dates with fellow bandmates. First she goes on a date with a trumpet player. When she gets back, her friend asks how it goes. She replies "Well his lips were really tight, so the kissing wasn't that greaat. I dont think i like him to much" Then she gets set up with a tuba player. When she returns, the friend asks how it went. She replies "His mouth was very wide open and totally slobbery. I dont think I like him" So she goes on a final date with a French horn player. When she returns, once again, the friend asks how it went. SHe replied "well the kissing was ok, but i really loved the way he held me" XD LOL Very nice.... (I'm a horn player) You see, the horns are the smart ones... we know it's not all about the kiss, it's the whole scenario XP ya horn!!! <3
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Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:23 am
My band has the cheerleaders come over during 4th quarter and we do various cheers with them and such. One of these cheers is where we get into mosh pits based on our years and "do it" (aka: jump as close as you can to everyone else in the mosh pit). It's liiiiike the most fun cheer ever and only the band gets to do it biggrin
So I was with my piccolo and clarinet friends along with another friend of mine at my house, and I was like "I'm so sad that we didn't do it last night! Doing it's the best part of every football game! D:" My band friends agreed with me and saying other things similar to what I had said. You should've seen the face of the girl who wasn't in band. PRICELESS.
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 2:48 pm
Is that a flipfolder in your pants or are you just happy to see me? wink
(We store our flipfolders in our marching band pants so there's a strange square bulge in the crotch-area...)
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Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:00 pm
This didn't actually happen during band, but in a study hall between three band seniors. (Becca: Drum Major, Robert: Snare Drum, guy who is dating Becca that I forget the name of... we'll call him Jojo: Sax.) Alright so this isn't really considered a sex joke either buts it was sorta funny. Becca and Jojo were sitting in study hall. The teacher was not in the room. Earlier, Becca had borrowed one of Jojo's pencils, but she lost it before she could give it back. Jojo's a little mad at this, so he starts complaining. "How could you lose my pencil? I mean really! You lose everything! What if I let you have my baby! Would you lose that too? Here, take it! Would you lose it?" Then Robert, listening a few seats down, gets up and comes over and says, "Yea Becca. What about my baby? Would you lose it?" The teacher walks in, but no one notices. Robert continues, "Here Becca! Here! Take my baby!" As he was saying this, he was making gestures that I'm sure made Becca feel awkward.
Needless to say, the teacher was very confused.
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:02 am
Oh dear,
Ed:"now to play a tuba you must suck and blow."
Eric and Alex.,"Thats what she said!"
Ed-hits alex and eric with Liars
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:26 am
This one is in general for everyone in band (minues percussion gonk ):
In band, we learn to BLOW, FINGER, and TONGUE our instruments.
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:29 pm
the clarinet section made this one....
We blow long sticks!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:28 pm
hehehe
I'm french horny for your tromboner.
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:25 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:13 pm
Not a joke, but the other night I was in my dorm hanging with some friends in the lobby and someone mentioned that marching trumpet (or I would imagine most any instrument really) burned more calories in the time span of a normal show than vigorous sex. The guy who was on duty as the security monitor piped in that that was definitely not true and we proceeded to argue the point. It really is amazing how many overlaps there are in sex and instrument vocabularies. At one point he had to stop us and ask if we'd started talking about sex too.
Spread, tilt and wail ftw.
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Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:07 pm
lol this happened in our band class yesterday
One of the french horn players was wanting to switch back to trumpet one of my firends asked him why and he said:" Becuase french horns are harder to blow than trumpets" XD
Lets Duet lol
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Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:44 am
DeviantHarlequin • • •
I'm a guy and I play Piccolo.
=]
I think that speaks for itself...
I'm straight though...
• • • hey, i'm a guy and i play the piccolo and flute so u aint alone! i'm strait too man! in fact i have a gf in colorguard
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Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:23 pm
Any time anyone mentions "Tounging" or "Fingering" people in my band giggle.
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:58 pm
We have stuuf that sounds normal evrywhere else or doesn't make sense unless you're in band.
Wat's your gauntlet size?
What can fit in a tenor saxaphone. Or alto- whichever is bigger
My instrument is bigger.
Stop fingering my instrument!!
Our uniform has a zipper in the back so you need some1 lese to do it. So evry1 says DO ME! or no1 will zipper you. That and we dance while doing eachother.
He has the perfect ombiture if you know I mean.
Clarinets do reed(weed?)
French kissing a reed. I had a new reed that I didn't suck on long enough so I kep my tounge on it between songs. My teacher said I was french kissing it.
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:20 pm
Well...I'm a percussionist.
Almost enough said, eh? XDD
But no seriously...
Our band director's favourite saying for jazz band is: "Quit sucking and BLOW!"
And a few friends and me, we always tend to say really awkward things...or do weird things.
I was once sat on by two people at once...when I was already sitting on someone. o_0
(Hey, that football game was COLD. It started snowing. ;; )
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