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308. I am not allowed to shag the Doctor. gonk crying

309. I am not allowed to talk smack about Rose to the Doctor.

310. I am not allowed to throw breadcrumbs on the TARDIS floor behind me so I can find my way out.

311. I am not allowed to bring other pretty boys on board the TARDIS. The Doctor gets jealous, even though we're technically not dating.

First, could someone explain:
Cats?
Pears?

Then:
312. Do not hang wet underthings on the Time Rotor to dry. Especially bras.
313. Don not crank the TARDIS AC to "Alzarian settings," as it will turn the Doctor's lips blue. (Alzarians = high metabolism, Time Lords = body temp. of 68 degrees F).
314. And speaking of Alzarians, do not dare Adric to eat odd things, esp. if they are critical TARDIS components.
315. Do not allow Adric and Nyssa to get very, very drunk and sleep together.
316. Do not allow Adric to watch the "Land Before Time" videos, or allow your 3 year old to sing "The Ballad of the Lone Dinosaur" in his presence.
317. Do not claim that the Doctor is the father of your love child, even if he is (His name is Edward, and he has ginger hair, so there!).
318. Do not even think about what Captain Jack could/couldn't do with a dead Owen Harper, as that will cause you to be condemned to the Satan Pit for all eternity.
319. Do not discuss bra options with either Peri or Donna in front of the Doctor, as it will embarass him.
320. Do Not EVER tell Doctor #6 that stripes and plaid make him look "even fatter". He's sensitive, ya know!
321. Do not ask Donna if you can borrow her bling to cosplay.
322. Don't ask the Doctor if Reinette died of "the French Disease," and, if so, how come he didn't get it?
323. Don't ask the Doctor "Is that a bananna in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
333. Don't tease Donna about her one big kiss with the Doctor being anchovie flavored.
334. Don't tell Doc 10 he's too skinny and should eat a ham sandwich.
335. Don't tell Doc 10 he's too skinny and should get the Adipose to use their fat-siphoning technology to siphon a little off # 6 and put it on him (a** transplant!)
336. Don't tell Doc 10 he's too skinny and should eat half-a-dozen bottles of Reddi-Wip.
337. Don't cover Doc 10 with Reddi-Wip and . . . Oh, sorry, I thought I was in the Satan Pit for a moment there . . .
338. Don't tell everyone the Doctor's real name is Drexil.

But Six loves cats... O:

Cat babies RULE!

Back to thread:
#3?? Don't ask the Doctor to show you his Death Eater tattoo.

I'm sitting here with 11 around me and it aches. Needle-like claws can inflict pain on many things. On the other hand, they are very cute and sweet.

Sorry...

#341: Don't call the Doctor Theta Sigma unless you want him to be cross. He knows you're not an old classmate.
342: Don't hide in huge bushes and start talking in a weird voice about world conquest. Just don't. Unless you want to be bombed by UNIT.

My husband (who allows me to squee over DT as long as he may squee over Beverly Crusher, Dana Sculley, and Catherine Willows and any other science-minded redhead on TV) suggested:

345. Don't tell Nyssa there's a sale on at Frederick's of Hollywood.
346. Don't point at the console room monitor and say, "Oh, look, a lot of cheese!" while Adric is near the controls, because he might hijack the TARDIS in search of snackage.
And I'd like to add:
347. Don't tell Adric the Earth's moon is made of green cheese for the same reason.
348. I was going to forbid tormenting #10 by showing him eps of a certain BBC program featuring a certain blonde actress which is currently airing in the US on "Showtime", but I fear even mentioning the title would get me flung headfirst into the Satan Pit . . .