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 Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:53 pm
Granted! A drunk smelly bum wanders in off the street and embraces you!
I wish I had a different job.
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:11 pm
Kujujuwa Granted! A drunk smelly bum wanders in off the street and embraces you! I wish I had a different job. Granted! You are a smelly bum who wanders off the street and embraces me! whee I wish I had some coffee right now.
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:16 pm
Exxos Granted! You are a smelly bum who wanders off the street and embraces me! whee I wish I had some coffee right now. Granted! I pull a cup of two day old coffee out of my bag, you might want to microwave that. xp I wish I didn't feel so bad right now, so I can actually enjoy tonight.
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:56 pm
Granted... you are now drunk and have kissed three random guys (one of them in front of his girlfriend) and proceeded to tell him that he was pretty.
I wish I could find my soulmate.
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:59 am
Only October Girl Granted... you are now drunk and have kissed three random guys (one of them in front of his girlfriend) and proceeded to tell him that he was pretty. I wish I could find my soulmate. *walks in and looks around* Oh, heh, hi. sweatdrop wink (Totally busted that dream wide open. Nightmares for a week I bet.) I really wish it was that easy to find a soulmate.
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:15 am
( 4laugh Nah! You're a cutie!)
And granted... but you can't leave my- er, their side for more than 5 minutes at a time. redface sweatdrop
I wish I had a horse ranch in Ireland.
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:21 am
Only October Girl ( 4laugh Nah! You're a cutie!) And granted... but you can't leave my- er, their side for more than 5 minutes at a time. redface sweatdrop I wish I had a horse ranch in Ireland. Granted, but the bloody brits keep thinking it is a good place to rile up the IRA and your horses get all shot up. So then w... you have to clean up horse goo. I wish w... sweatdrop yo... sweatdrop How about Scotland? razz I wish I could get a full set of the seihou bukyou outlaw star manga.
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:02 am
Exxos Only October Girl ( 4laugh Nah! You're a cutie!) And granted... but you can't leave my- er, their side for more than 5 minutes at a time. redface sweatdrop I wish I had a horse ranch in Ireland. Granted, but the bloody brits keep thinking it is a good place to rile up the IRA and your horses get all shot up. So then w... you have to clean up horse goo. I wish w... sweatdrop yo... sweatdrop How about Scotland? razz I wish I could get a full set of the seihou bukyou outlaw star manga. Granted... but now you run around in those tight tanks with those sexy guns strapped to you, protecting m- er, innocents from bad guys. redface I wish I had a great memory.
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:43 pm
Granted. But you remember everything. Every pain, every joy, every breath, every beat of your heart during every moment of your life. The strain drives you insane.
I wish I could drive an automobile.
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:21 pm
Granted... but it has to be a Lada - forever.
I wish I knew how to dance.
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:47 pm
Only October Girl Granted... but it has to be a Lada - forever. I wish I knew how to dance. Granted! But in exchange you forget how to maintain bladder control. I wish I could have a happy life.
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:33 pm
Granted... but you now live in the land of the Teletubbies!
I wish I could get my book published.
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:07 pm
Granted! But it is only published in the world of the teletubbies!
I wish I could keep from losing anyone.
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:46 pm
Granted - but now they are underfoot every second of every day of your life (you can't rid yourself of them if your life depeded on it).
I wish I was rich and famous.
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:24 pm
Granted, but now people are following you around with cameras, everything you say gets misquoted and you have to have a bodyguard for your kids.
I wish I were not afraid of flying.
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