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 Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:48 pm
Granted, the tryouts burn to the ground and they find the source of ignition in your hand.
I wish I hadn't made so many cookies.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:58 pm
Granted, you didn't make any.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:01 pm
Granted, you are no longer tired. Later, you will feel 5 times as tired and be unable to sleep at all. This pattern will continue for a week or until your last bits of sanity leave you.
I wish I had more money for christmas presents.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:04 pm
`Aine Chievious I wish that I didn't have that Good Charlotte song stuck in my head. Which one cause I've had a song of theirs I've wanted to know the title of for a while and I don't remember any of the lyrics. D: @Hirun: Granted, but now everything else you want to buy costs more. I wish my item would sell in the MP and I recieved the gold so I could help monkey buy something. (Specifics help kill any chance of ruining a wish. >3)
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:04 pm
Send me five overbearing and overemotional humans!
Granted. You have the money but you spend it on a time machine so you can go back in time and see Scapino! heart
Shoy: Granted. The item then skyrockets in price to halo proportions.
I wish I had a quarter
No! Not teenagers!
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:04 pm
Dukes Granted, you didn't make any.
I wish I wasn't so tired. Granted. Now you are sleepless, and you don't get any of the benefits of sleep, such as... -The tiny, microscopic rips in your muscles getting healed up. -A healthy, and therefore good-looking appearence. - A good immune system. - A perfectly functional mind. - A great mood. And many other things. So, you'll just be sore, unhealthy-looking, sick, unable to concentrate, and in a bad mood for the rest of your life. Respectful Rhino Send me five overbearing and overemotional humans!
Granted. You have the money but you spend it on a time machine so you can go back in time and see Scapino! heart
I wish I had a quarter
No! Not teenagers! Granted. Now you have a quarter of a human body. :3 I wish I didn't just go into fact mode... Shoy- I don't remember what it was called, exactly, but I remember that in the music video, there were people dancing in what appeared to be a hospital hallway, including nurses. Either that, or I'm thinking of another one. XD
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:09 pm
`Aine Chievious I wish I didn't just go into fact mode... Shoy- I don't remember what it was called, exactly, but I remember that in the music video, there were people dancing in what appeared to be a hospital hallway, including nurses. Either that, or I'm thinking of another one. XD Granted, but now everything you say is a lie AND THANK YOU. IT'S THE SONG I WAS LOOKING FOR. @_____@ I LOL'D. Dance Floor Anthem - GC. I wish I had my good earphones for the sex playing in my ears.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:15 pm
K I N G S H O Y Granted, but now everything you say is a lie AND THANK YOU. IT'S THE SONG I WAS LOOKING FOR. @_____@ I LOL'D. Dance Floor Anthem - GC. I wish I had my good earphones for the sex playing in my ears. Granted, but now you hear people moaning, and breathing heavily, as if they're having sex. I wish that I wasn't bored...
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:19 pm
`Aine Chievious Granted, but now you hear people moaning, and breathing heavily, as if they're having sex. I wish that I wasn't bored...
Granted, now you're having sex with everything in sight.
I wish the GM was selected. Oh wait.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:21 pm
Send me five overbearing and overemotional humans!
Granted. But you miss sign ups.
I wish I wish I had a fish.
No! Not teenagers!
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:25 pm
Respectful Rhino Send me five overbearing and overemotional humans!
Granted. But you miss sign ups.
I wish I wish I had a fish.
No! Not teenagers! Granted, but it's dead. I wish my cat would move AWAY from my keboard, not because of death or loss of interest.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:27 pm
Granted, the kitten moves away from the keyboard to claw out your eyes and leave you to bleed out and your corpse to fester for days.
I wish you didn't wish that wish you wished.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:31 pm
K I N G S H O Y Granted, but it's dead. I wish my cat would move AWAY from my keboard, not because of death or loss of interest. Granted but then your cat, who is secretly a talking cat, talks for the first time and says since you won't let him learn the keybored he won't do that 15 page paper that you'll be assigned one day in the future, but put off till the last minute making you pull an all nighter during which you fall asleep. But your cat would have typed it for you if you had only let them near the keyboard. I wish I could stop giving a crap about people and things. =D
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:45 pm
Granted, but then people would stop caring about everything including their hobbies and lives, and eventually their work and powerplants would go unmaintained and then the global power grid would collapse and there would be no working computers. Or Gaia.
I wish I could finish my homework
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:48 pm
Granted, but as soon as you finish it, it spontaneously combusts.
I wish the americans used metric.
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