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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:03 pm

Down in the workshop
all the elves are makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls
and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in,
nearly scared them half to death
Had a rifel in his hands and
cheap whisky on his breath
From his beard to his boots
he was coverd in ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgrunted Yultide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkel in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all-
now your all gonna die!"

The night santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getin' a raw deal
Somthing must have snaped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gon now,
he decided to bomb it
Evrywere you'll find pieces of
Cupid and comit
And he tied up his helpers
and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph
into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer
with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher
just like Freddie Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower
and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said
"It tastes just like chicken!"

The night santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without stepin' into reindeer guts

There's the Natinal Guard and the F.B.I
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
and helicopters circlin' 'round the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
and evryone's dyin' to know, oh santa why?
my my my my my my
you used to besuch a jolly guy

yes, Virgina, now santa's doing time
In a federal prison for his infames crime
Hey, little freind, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out in good behavor in 700 more years
But now Vixins in therapy
and Donner's nervos
And the elves all got jobs
working for the postal service
And they say Mrs.Claus,
she's on the phone every night
With her lawer negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin' bout- the night sant went crazy
The night St. Nicholas fliped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night sant went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been geting the raw deal
Somthing must have snaped in his brain
Wo, somthing must have
snaped in his brain
Tell ya, somthing finnaly must have
snapped... in his brain

"Weird" Al Yankovic
The Night Santa Went Crazy

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:02 am

Heres my breaking the habit parody i though of last night. (and, yes, it is about pie.)

i like to consume
lotsa pies cuz they heal my wounds
im picking pie out of my teeth again
you all assume
i eat pie in my room
unless i go downstairs to get more
i want to be the one
the pie will always choose
my inside is full of pie
its making me confused
i dont know why i eat this pie
it makes me wanna scream
i dont know how i got this fat
you are all so mean
i dont know how i got this way
i thought it was alright
so im stopping my hunger
im stopping my hunger
tonight

clutching some pie
i stop and ask myself why
i end up eating pie again
i ate much more than anytime before
i have no more pie left again
i want to be the one
the pie will always choose
my inside is full of pie
its making me confused
i dont know why i eat this pie
it makes me wanna scream
i dont know how i got this fat
you are all so mean
i dont know how i got this way
i thought it was alright
so im stopping my hunger
im stopping my hunger
tonight

i throw the pie against the wall
cuz im about to fall
ill never eat again
and this is how it ends

i dont know why i eat this pie
it makes me wanna scream
but im starting to lose some weight
soon ill be real lean
i dont know how i got this way
i thought it was alright
so im stopping my hunger
im stopping my hunger
im stopping my hunger
TONIGHT

RokkuSaturos

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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:08 pm

Yay bordem!

Numb (yes, it's still called Numb. I'm so boring)

Tired of warming these feet all the time,
Feeling so tired, cold under the surface.
Don't know what I should do about these,
But I know my toes hurt, from walking in these shoes.
[Wish I could feel my toes, just wish I could feel my toes]
Every step that I take means the less I can feel my feet
[Wish I could feel my toes, just wish I could feel my toes]

I've become so numb, I can't feel my feet.
It is really cold, and that doesn't help.
I've just lost my socks. All I want to do,
Is turn on the heat and stop walking too.

Can't you see this is hurting me,
Walking so slowly, afraid I might collapse.
'Cause everytime that I walk to the shop,
It's cold outside, I still can't feel my toes.
[Wish I could feel my toes, just wish I could feel my toes]
Every step that I take means the less I can feel my feet
[Wish I could feel my toes, just wish I could feel my toes]
And every second I walk is more then I can take

I've become so numb, I can't feel my feet.
It is really cold, and that doesn't help.
I've just lost my socks. All I want to do,
Is turn on the heat and stop walking too.

And I know, I may end up boiling too,
But I know, you were just like me, with someone forcing you in the cold.

I've become so numb, I can't feel my feet.
It is really cold, and that doesn't help.
I've just lost my socks. All I want to do,
Is turn on the heat and stop walking too.

I've become so numb
I can't feel my feet.
[Tired of warming these feet all the time]
I've become so numb
I can't feel my feet.
[Tired of warming these feet all the time]

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:25 pm

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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 7:36 pm

ooh ohh i got one pick me! *waves arm around* ok here i go ahem

ive....ehehelalahemum..piiiie....*mutters*
but i.....ehelalalmhhmmmlalehe...more piiiiiiir..*mutters*
shut.....ahhhehellllahmmmhhehe..pie palooza.....*mumbles*
under.....eh watever i got nuthin...u guys just lower my self esteem a lot....

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:38 pm

I like that one

RokkuSaturos

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-The Gray Legend-

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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:37 pm

berserkboi80

why do i feel like pie today?
the filling insides not right today
why do i feel so fat today
eating pie is all i got left
i dont know what addicted me first
or what im really fed
but i know what it feels like to eat pie on my bed
it could be filled with cream inside
or maybe you like cherry pie
the pie watches everytime i lie
it laughs everytime i cry
(i eat everthing)
i can sink but i cant swim
the pie i consume is right underneath my skin

its like im getting fat eating all of this pie
its like i cant stop what im eating again
its like the pie somewhere is right
under my chin

i know i got billions of pies in me
my feet i cant really see
you got some pies in you too
your pie obsessions probably worse
i dont know what made made me fat first
but i know what its like to on my bed
but everybody acts like the fact of the matter is
i cant eat as much pie as you can
it could be filled with cream inside
or maybe you like cherry pie
the pie watches everytime i lie
it laughs everytime i cry
(i eat everthing)
i can sink but i cant swim
the you consume is right underneath your skin

its like im getting fat eating all of this pie
its like i cant stop what im eating again
its like the pie somewhere is right
under my chin
its like im getting fat eating all of this pie
its like i cant stop what im eating again
its like the pie somewhere is right
under my chin

the pie inside is right beneath my chin
the pie inside is right beneath my chin
the pie inside is right beneath my chin

the pie goes down
i feel the pie betray me
the pieee goes ddoownnn
i feel the pie betray
the pieeeeeeeeeeeee
its like im getting fat eating all of this pie
its like i cant stop what im eating again
i feel the pie betray me
its like i cant stop what im eating again
its like im getting fat eating all of this pie
i feel the pie betray me
its like i cant stop what im eating again
its like i cant stop what im eating again
its like i cant stop what im eating again
its like the pie somewhere is right
beneath my chin.

- papercut parody

That is the funniest thing i have ever read omg xd

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:39 pm

i didnt make this up i got it off the internet.

I don't like my life anymore
All my drinking habits from before
Now this life, it makes no sense
I think that I'm ignorant
If I have another drink
Then down to Hell my life will sink
(Drunk Like before)

Every time I think of booze
Brings me one step closer to the bar
And I'm about to drink
I'm about to have a little beer
'Cause I'm one step closer to the bar
And I'm about to drink

I find my reasons aren't so clear
I wish my drinking habit disappears
All these beers, it makes no sense
How the Hell was I so ignorant
I found myself at the bar today
Over and over again

Every time I think of booze
Brings me one step closer to the bar
And I'm about to drink
I'm about to have a little beer
'Cause I'm one step closer to the bar
And I'm about to drink

I'm drunk!
I'm drunk!
I'm drunk!
After another episode at the bar!
I'm drunk!
I'm drunk!
I'm drunk!
I'm drunk!
And my life is gonna break!

Every time I think of booze
Brings me one step closer to the bar
And I'm about to drink
I'm about to have a little beer
'Cause I'm one step closer to the bar
And I'm about to drink

-The Gray Legend-

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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:41 pm

Here's another off the internet.

It's From Crawling, called--figure it out.

Bowling at Ten Pin
These buffoons they won't give up
They see all the pins fall
Like they just can't get enough

Verse 1:
My bowling shoes rub up against the alley surface
They're squeaking, like speaking
They need to give up now or face the consequences
We're bowling, they can't seem

Pre-Chorus:
To knock down all the pins
That's why they cannot win
[And with my sense of over overconfidence/I'm convinced
They're under too much pressure to take]
I've been like this before
A perfect score!!

(Chorus)

Verse 2:
A tiredness has begun to fall upon me
My eyelids, so heavy
Against my will I stand here at this bowling alley
Annoying, how they can't seem

(Pre-Chorus) (Chorus)

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:20 pm

Parody of One Step Closer called One Step Closer. xd

I cannot eat this anymore
The pie tastes the same it did before
Eating this just makes no sense
I'll just stuff it in my pants
Less you eat the more for me
This is how you torture me...
(Don't give me more)

All this pie you feed to me
(Takes me One Step Closer to the Edge,
And I'm about to puke!)
Don't give me that blueberry
(I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to puke!)

When the oven dings I'm filled with fear
When I smell the cherry i disappear
Eating this just makes no sense
I'll just stuff it in my pants
The aftertaste won't go away
Over and Over again!!!
(Don't give me more)

All this pie you feed to me
(Takes me One Step Closer to the Edge,
And I'm about to puke!)
Don't give me that blueberry
(I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to puke!)
All this pie you feed to me
(Takes me One Step Closer to the Edge,
And I'm about to puke!)
Don't give me that blueberry
(I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to...puke!)

Eat it when i feed it to you!
Eat it!
Eat it!
Eat it!
Eat it when i feed it to you!
Eat it!
Eat it!
Eat it!
EAT IT!!!!!
(I'm about to puke!)

All this pie you feed to me
(Takes me One Step Closer to the Edge,
And I'm about to puke!)
Don't give me that blueberry
(I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to puke!)
All this pie you feed to me
(Takes me One Step Closer to the Edge,
And I'm about to puke!)
Don't give me that blueberry
(I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to...puke!)

It's pathetic, i know. You don't have to say it. sweatdrop

-The Gray Legend-

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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:39 pm

I don't get it gonk

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:41 pm

haha now i get it XD nice that was funny XP

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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:22 pm

go to ytmnd.com and type in linkin park. there will be plenty of parodies.

Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:48 pm

_`-The.Heart`Less.Soul-`_

haha now i get it XD nice that was funny XP

Which one the One Step Closer Parody i made? about one step closer...about to puke...blach blah? confused

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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:45 am

~Flames~Rising~

Parody of One Step Closer called One Step Closer. xd

I cannot eat this anymore
The pie tastes the same it did before
Eating this just makes no sense
I'll just stuff it in my pants
Less you eat the more for me
This is how you torture me...
(Don't give me more)

All this pie you feed to me
(Takes me One Step Closer to the Edge,
And I'm about to puke!)
Don't give me that blueberry
(I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to puke!)

When the oven dings I'm filled with fear
When I smell the cherry i disappear
Eating this just makes no sense
I'll just stuff it in my pants
The aftertaste won't go away
Over and Over again!!!
(Don't give me more)

All this pie you feed to me
(Takes me One Step Closer to the Edge,
And I'm about to puke!)
Don't give me that blueberry
(I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to puke!)
All this pie you feed to me
(Takes me One Step Closer to the Edge,
And I'm about to puke!)
Don't give me that blueberry
(I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to...puke!)

Eat it when i feed it to you!
Eat it!
Eat it!
Eat it!
Eat it when i feed it to you!
Eat it!
Eat it!
Eat it!
EAT IT!!!!!
(I'm about to puke!)

All this pie you feed to me
(Takes me One Step Closer to the Edge,
And I'm about to puke!)
Don't give me that blueberry
(I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to puke!)
All this pie you feed to me
(Takes me One Step Closer to the Edge,
And I'm about to puke!)
Don't give me that blueberry
(I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to...puke!)

It's pathetic, i know. You don't have to say it. sweatdrop

Dude thats awsome

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