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 Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:24 pm
I remembered more:
Episode: Tick, tick, boom
LORELAI: Oh, look -- it's Bilbo Baloneypuss just in from the shire.
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LORELAI: Yessiree, come on down to Luke's, where the motto is "eat it, then beat it." rofl
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JASON: I have a gigantic bottle of vodka at my place -- the largest bottle of vodka known to man.
LORELAI: But what will you drink? rofl
JASON: Gin.
LORELAI: Let's go.
Another part I really liked was when she was talking about the anvils and she was asking where they all went! lol, hilarious! rofl
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Episode: "Scene in the mall"
[Emily stops short in the aisle. Lorelai slams into her back and makes a funny grunting noise.]
EMILY: Lorelai!
LORELAI: Your brake lights were out.
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LORELAI: [imitating Gollum] Oh, me wants them, my precious. rofl
RORY: You told me to resist.
LORELAI: Yeah, but that's before I saw these. These are works of art. They should be in the Louvre.
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LORELAI: Rory? Rory? Rory? [Gasps as she stops before a large, gruff looking construction worker near Rory. To construction worker] Rory! Rory! Rory! rofl rofl
RORY: [pretends laughter] Ha ha.
LORELAI: [to the construction worker] You're never going to attract a man looking like that. rofl
RORY: Over here, biddy bidster.
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 6:56 pm
Lorelai: *sees her dog in the car* Wha? *walks over to her car* I have the key, but I just wanna know how you did that..
It went something like that.. ^^;;
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 9:16 pm
i like the one when lorilie is going to help luke paint the diner
Lorilie: sure it will be fun we can have a beer and sing paining songs
Luke: there are no paintion songs.
Lorilie: (singing) Grab your paint bursh grab your rollers all you painters and you bollers we're going painting toda
i love that one sorry if i spelled things wrong including the names 3nodding rofl rofl rofl rofl 4laugh
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 8:25 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 10:55 am
LORELAI: Hey, how dare you walk away from me when I'm being a world class jerk to you. The painting's great Mom, really.
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 6:25 am
*Lorelai bought some things for Luke when she bought Rachel a birthday present for him*
Lorelai: And these pants, so soft! I don't know what this is, but I think I want to have it's baby!!
Later...
Luke: I'm not trying anything on.
Lorelai: Come on! Just once, be too sexy for your shirt and do a little dance on the catwalk!
*Lorelai is talking to Jess*
Lorelai: Sooo... are you a healthy eater like Luke?
Jess: Yule Gibbons wasn't a healthy eater like Luke.
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 5:38 pm
my favorite isn't funny: LORELAI: Hey, Luke, it's me. I know I'm not supposed to be calling, but I am not doing really great right now, and - [Pause] I was just wondering, if, do you remember in The Way we Were, how Katie and Hubbell broke up because his friends were joking and laughing, and the president had just died, and she yelled at them and he was mad and he was going out to Hollywood, and, I mean, which she hated, and he broke up with her and she was really upset. And she called him and asked him if he would come over and sit with her because he was her best friend and she needed her best friend, and he did. And they talked all night, and they went out to Hollywood, which was a disaster, but it was good at first. With the boat, and uh, putting the books away. I've seen this movie a lot, so if you don't remember the putting the books away scene, don't feel stupid or anything. I was just sitting here thinking about it, because I, um, I'm in my house, and I was just, uh [Her voice breaks] Could - please come over. I - please. Really need to see you and talk to you, and please - come over. Please. Come - Futch Lor imitating Dean: How's my hair? I mean, some days I wake up and think 'cool' and other days I wake up and think 'not so cool' and some days I wake up and think left side 'cool, right side 'not so cool'
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:19 pm
Luke: You guys are easy
Lorelia: Spread thataround will ya!
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:29 pm
Lorelai: He's probably sitting at home with a big tub of ice cream saying your name over and over *imitates* 'Rory! I love you Rory! I will not be ignored Rory!!'
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 4:35 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:28 am
OMG I have alot of them, sorry guys for taking them all up I just can't help myself. They all keep poping into my head and I have been watching my new seasons I got for Christmas and I just keep on finding more. So now that I have a place to post them I thought I would take advantage of that. So here's another:
Episode: P.S. I lo...
[After being annoyingly woken up by Lorelai]
LORELAI: Why so charming this morning?
RORY: I had an annoying visit from the Stars Hollow wake up fairy. Where's my tie?
LORELAI: In your drawer.
RORY: I'm looking in the drawer.
LORELAI: Hmm. Check the living room
RORY: Why would my tie be in the living room?
LORELAI: Because it's been seeing the doily on the coffee table. I'm sorry, I did not want you to find out this way. rofl
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 7:58 am
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:07 am
"I still can't belive I'm related to God. I could, like, call in favors!"
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:53 am
Rory: I feel like a moron
Lorelai: Once your heart is involved everything comes out in moron.
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:18 am
Luke: woh! Hot Plates
Lorelai: he likes me! He called me hot plates.
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