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 Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:37 am
He destroyed my life...
Poofy? I'd send them back a threatening letter for such an insult... Oh wait.. It's anonymous.. Um.. Send one to every one I know! >_>
What if a bus ran you over tomorrow? eek
Now I will destroy him.
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:28 am
I would go to the supermarket, buy all their chocolates and eat them myself. That way I'd be sick tomorrow and couldn't leave home.
What of there is no chocolate anymore?
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:19 am
I would be happy! Then I wouldn't be tempted to eat it when i'm not supposed to!
What if airport security arrested you?
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:22 pm
Then my rep as a frequent flyer woud be trashed. (I fly A LOT)
What if you adopted a killer kitty cat?
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:43 pm
I would kill it before it got the chance to kill me!
What if you had an evil twin?
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:12 pm
I would find a better use for the handcuffs and whips they sell at Spencer's. lol.
What if your butt fell off?
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:39 pm
Then I would lose quite a few pounds. =]
What if you had to choose between having a pet panda or saving a starving child in Africa?
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:04 pm
I would have a pet panda
Teehee
What if you found out your boyfriend was a serial killer?
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:34 pm
We'd be like Bonny and Clyde. I'd drive and he'd go in and slit throats. Then we'd go to Baskin Robins together.
What if you woke up in medieval times in Shakespeare's bedroom?
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:02 pm
I'd say, "AHHHHHHH! My husband is bald and ugly! AND there's no cure for diseases here and I SMELL!"
What if the world came crashing down and you were the only one that survived?
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:41 am
I would have fun raiding!
What if everything was upside down?
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:39 am
Then the blood would rush to all our head until we died, except the vampires. And the world would be ruled by them. But then they would die out because they would be no one to feed on. Unless they became cannibals.
What if all mammals started laying eggs and non-mammals started giving live birth?
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:00 pm
Then mothers and fathers would have a lot more to do...Plus they'd all have to go on weight watchers because we don't want anybody crushing the eggs.
What if All of new york city and tokyo were downed in a storm of hot vanilla-scented wax?
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:27 pm
Everyone would try to eat the wax because it would smell so freakishly delicious and die of wax poisoning. Which certainly exists. Or, you know. Die of third degree tongue burns. Because hot wax is hot.
What if everyone looked exactly like their own self portrait?
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:55 pm
I would have lopsided eyes O.o
What if you were homeless?
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