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 Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:08 pm
Do not let the harness for the bass drum break and watch the drum roll down the feild o.o
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:58 pm
Do not laugh at the announcer mispronouncing the assistant drum major's last name.
Judge: I think he's saying something wrong because the pit is shaking laughing...XD
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:24 pm
don't try warding off bees by hitting them with your clarinet or flute.
Don't smack yourself in the face because you think there's a bug on it.
Don't do the makeup of the person standing next to you. (haha. i dished out push ups. bwahaha.)
Don't adjust yourself; it's more noticeable than you think.
Don't sword fight with your instrument.
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:31 pm
Don't swing your flute like a baton.
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:40 pm
a guy who plays the trumpet in my band started wiggling his but while we were at attention at our band review in santa cruz california...
our band also started cracking up when a judge called us LB high school when we are junioir high
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:51 pm
It either goes "Band, Tenhut!" - "Hut!" or "Tenhut!" (hope your paying attention) " - "Hut" or "SET!" - no response, just movement so fast you'll miss it if you blink.
If someone moves, they call you out over the loudspeaker and we might end up standing at attention for 5 minutes. The entire band then hates you. If you blink, shift, any small movement, in the presence of a leader, drum major, or bd, you get watched like a hawk and frowned upon, and the band possibly has to stand at attention for an extra period of time, we then hate you. We're allowed to sneeze, just recover at super-speed, although no coughing is allowed, and if you can hold in the sneeze, then Kudos to you.
Basically, don't move, at all. Or lock your knees, bad idea O.o freshmen flute did that this year, stupid. I told her like 7 times to not lock her knees, and she still did, ungh.
One of my classmates, a senior, is scared of dogs and since we rehearse on a parking lot football field, we sometimes get strays, and he ran away pretty much no matter what we were doing. It was pretty funny.
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:31 pm
DO NOT BE LATE!!!! If you do we have to stand at attention for double how many minutes you were late!!!
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:29 am
Don't drop your base drum.
If you fall, save your insturment... trust me.
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:22 pm
pee on yourself.
yes that actually happened.
not to me.
it was our field commander.
heart
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:50 pm
Don't look up and lean back like one of our trumpet players did about 2 or 3 years back he looked stupid the vid is on youtube but I can't find it
Do not do the oompa loompa dance
Do no lock your legs back (not a good idea many people have passed out because of that)
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:30 pm
Sneeze
Yell "Pride!" one second too late
Be out of place.
Talking to someone.
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:28 pm
well, when your at attention...dont make jokes...or faint(poor tuba got killed by a fainter)
dont freak when there is a spider on your hat or huge spiders on the persons back infront of you...(spiders lived in our new turf)
dont ever run from the pixy bug...(we didnt know what it was...and it looked angry lol)
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:52 pm
Don't drop your trombone slide, particularly if you're at attention on bitumen stressed
Don't spill beer on your instrument
Don't step out to buy a kebab and then stand back in the band eating it (yeah, we had to wait for ages to step off in an Anzac Day parade)
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:56 pm
Don't fart.
Don't tell the person next to you that their shoe is untied right when they're about to start the first step.
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:37 pm
Don't sneeze, and have your mouthpeice/reed stab into your cheek and cut you. xD
curse those pollin-particles!
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