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Hilarious Conversationalist
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 Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:13 pm
adoring fan. + bruma guard+ frenzy.
frenzied fan. runs like coward.
frenzy guard, shoots fan. i raid fans corpse. find exclamation piont. Go find that guard, who is dead somehow, i drop it on him. he comes back to life
eek then he uneqips everything. then he starts punching my statue. that has to be my WTF?
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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 7:39 am
alright look im up on Dive Rock (best vacation spot might i say) and i walk to the egde of the cliff and i get attacked and fall..... i loaded a save that i had for when just incase i fell and i look around and wait for a few seconds... and the im getting attacked, so i just start swinging my blade and apparentlly kill somthing im not going to spoil what it is, but for those of you who play morriwind and did the Thirsk quest then you will know what i killed, it was invisible and it dont turn back until night or somthin
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:03 pm
Ozaki I had my share of WTF moments, like givng the final killing punch to a bear and that somehow makes his dead body do a complete front flip, and same thing that hapened to Shintanai hapened to me too. The Bruma Gaurd thing isnt uncommon. Their always there. And if you watch one kill the other you get some free silver arrows and legion armor xD Mine is a Giant Mud Crab in the InkyGrotto. Stuff was like WTFHTT.
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:09 pm
Chandranath Faolan alright look im up on Dive Rock (best vacation spot might i say) and i walk to the egde of the cliff and i get attacked and fall..... i loaded a save that i had for when just incase i fell and i look around and wait for a few seconds... and the im getting attacked, so i just start swinging my blade and apparentlly kill somthing im not going to spoil what it is, but for those of you who play morriwind and did the Thirsk quest then you will know what i killed, it was invisible and it dont turn back until night or somthin I know what your talking about doesnt it become slightly visible after you kill it? btw that is an undocumented quest in oblivion if you take your time and go down diverock somewhere around there is a small camp with a guy dead with a diary eather on his body or near it...if you played morrow wind you should read it it is interesting
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:31 pm
My Friends and I have the really weird experiences in Oblivion. My friend got bored on the pc version, so he decided to start a riot, as the guard charged him, he command prompt killed the guard. As the body hit the ground, the guard's armor, shield and sword flies straight into my friend and killed him...
A quest character walked straight through a flight of stairs and disappeared forever.
The guy who sells you a house in Skingrad took a nose dive off a bridge.
Everybody in Shivering Isle is dead except they are still standing, they blink, and they still grunt when you attack them.
A guard floating around with his arms out to the side.
A massive Mythic Dawn Raid on the Arcane University in which the guards decided to attack the Arcane University after defending it against the Mythic Dawn.
We got a crap load more but this is enough for now.
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:03 pm
I was doing one of the quest for the fighters guild, its the one where you have to infiltrate the Blackwood Company and drink the Hist Sap. Anyway, after I had saved Water's Edge from the Goblins, I went back and found all the people that the Blackwood Company had killed standing up and staring off into the distance like a bunch of zombies! Then they started floating backwards as if they were standing on some log gonig down a river!! It was weird. eek eek confused
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:43 am
excitedshrooms Chandranath Faolan alright look im up on Dive Rock (best vacation spot might i say) and i walk to the egde of the cliff and i get attacked and fall..... i loaded a save that i had for when just incase i fell and i look around and wait for a few seconds... and the im getting attacked, so i just start swinging my blade and apparentlly kill somthing im not going to spoil what it is, but for those of you who play morriwind and did the Thirsk quest then you will know what i killed, it was invisible and it dont turn back until night or somthin I know what your talking about doesnt it become slightly visible after you kill it? btw that is an undocumented quest in oblivion if you take your time and go down diverock somewhere around there is a small camp with a guy dead with a diary eather on his body or near it...if you played morrow wind you should read it it is interesting no it stays invisable, but when i came back a while after jumping off dive rock with shadowmere i found it and said, "I don't remember killing that," i walked up and it was bigger than a normal creature you find that looks like that, i found out what it was when i got closer
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:48 am
Chandranath Faolan excitedshrooms Chandranath Faolan alright look im up on Dive Rock (best vacation spot might i say) and i walk to the egde of the cliff and i get attacked and fall..... i loaded a save that i had for when just incase i fell and i look around and wait for a few seconds... and the im getting attacked, so i just start swinging my blade and apparentlly kill somthing im not going to spoil what it is, but for those of you who play morriwind and did the Thirsk quest then you will know what i killed, it was invisible and it dont turn back until night or somthin I know what your talking about doesnt it become slightly visible after you kill it? btw that is an undocumented quest in oblivion if you take your time and go down diverock somewhere around there is a small camp with a guy dead with a diary eather on his body or near it...if you played morrow wind you should read it it is interesting no it stays invisable, but when i came back a while after jumping off dive rock with shadowmere i found it and said, "I don't remember killing that," i walked up and it was bigger than a normal creature you find that looks like that, i found out what it was when i got closer Yup, that's the Uderfrykte Marton. Part of the undocumented quest for Dive Rock. It's basically a giant troll that has a chameleon ability and a 100% resistance to frost. Once you kill it check it's stomach contents...the half eaten head of the girl is now sitting in my house...
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:52 am
anyway, the wtf moment for me was when I was 100% chameleonized and I began punching a random bandit. He drew his weapon and looked around, then saying, "hmm...must of been the wind..." and the put his weapon back. I can't help but laugh at npc talking at times.
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:27 pm
I go to the Skingrad Alchemist and the lady says "Hey, do you know if there's a fine for necrophilia? Just asking!"
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:42 pm
Every single one of the NPC's in Shivering Isle is lootable and considered dead. But the strange thing is, they all still play the sound of a character model getting damaged. But they don't respond, their scripted properties are like those of corpses.
This isn't a wtf, but it's still funny. I love the Mythic Dawn at their base that yells "I AM NOT AFRAID OF DEATH" all the while sprinting across the cave.
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 6:29 pm
omg, my new fav wtf.
my last post was the unequiped guard punchin my statue. thats nothing.
i get a mage associte, a night of the nine, and a dark bro. murderer following me. i summon a scamp for good measure, as im in fulll deadric.
we go through caves, ruins, towns, essentally raiding the entire cuntry.
...until the murderer shoots my knight. Then the two fight, the mage runs in front and dies, my scamp gets cught in the fire, a leyawin guard comes (but were near bruma) ogers come, some shrine worshiper orcs come, a rat joins the mess, its like one of everything battle royale.
then when they must have no health left, they stope fighting
i was like wtf
...but then after they start walking away each and evrysingle one of them drops dead. I fail three quests somehow, and dont have my crusader mace anymore.
if this has happened to anyone else, please tell me.
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Hilarious Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:29 pm
Lady Cymberly I go to the Skingrad Alchemist and the lady says "Hey, do you know if there's a fine for necrophilia? Just asking!" I remember her. And if you talk seriously with her and give her the answer, she'll be really happy, saying that the fine is much less than in Morrowind.
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:02 pm
sephiroth-ck I pickpocketed some chick in the mages guild and there was some weird item on her, it had a name like untitled or something. So I took it and dropped it and it came up with the default nif, which is a giant exclamation mark. It looked alot like this: exclaim I mean, why the hell would they have something like that in the game?! "Missing Name" lol and mine wtf moment is back when I still played the ps3 version like 6hrs a day (I have the computor one now) I had a couple... once I had the adoring fan following me so I told him wait here "... In the middle of lake cheydinhal so his head was sticking out of the water... LOL... once I left him in oblivion once... and once in shivering isles in a cave I shot a grummite with my bow and he flew into a table and his hand started twitching In the middle of the tabble!!!
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:09 pm
sephiroth-ck I pickpocketed some chick in the mages guild and there was some weird item on her, it had a name like untitled or something. So I took it and dropped it and it came up with the default nif, which is a giant exclamation mark. It looked alot like this: exclaim I mean, why the hell would they have something like that in the game?! dude! same thing totally happened to me!
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