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 Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 10:39 pm
Apprently Jezebel slayed servants of the lord and worked for Baal, and is listed as a false prophet. I'm not too familiar with her myself, I had to look that up.
And don't forget Lillith.
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 10:39 pm
Oh yeah. The best part is I've run across very sexist websites about how a good christian man and woman should groom themselves. Women should have longhair and never wear pants. Men of course, wear the pants in their family and NEVER let their hair grow past their ears.
Hmm... you bible-thumpers forgetting something? You know... like... Samson and the Nazarites?
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 10:40 pm
Wolffy000 And don't forget Lillith. Lilith isn't actually in the Bible, so I'm not sure if most Catholics recognize her. She's in a Hebrew legend. Of course, some people think she and Eve are one and the same.
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 10:42 pm
Lady Pyre Wolffy000 And don't forget Lillith. Lilith isn't actually in the Bible, so I'm not sure if most Catholics recognize her. She's in a Hebrew legend. Of course, some people think she and Eve are one and the same. My understanding of most religion is very limited, so I'm never overly sure on specifics like that. To me, honestly, a lot of them seem exactly the same so it's easy to mix all of that up.
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 10:50 pm
Oy. I have no idea who any of these people are.
Meh. I'm just going to be like L. Ron Hubbard and invent my own religion.
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 10:52 pm
Haha. I was looking for that site again and I came across something better. http://www.bibletopics.com/biblestudy/141.htmQuote: Those women who wear gold imitate the Egyptians. They occupy themselves with curling their locks. They are busy anointing their cheeks, painting their eyes, dyeing their hair, and practicing the other pernicious arts of luxury. The truth is that they deck the covering of their flesh in order to attract their infatuated lovers. Clement of Alexandria (circa 195 AD), 2.272. Guess I'm really gonna burn in hell. The only thing on there I haven't done is dye my hair, since it's already as dark as it can get without that nasty black dye that looks like paint. And hell yeah I imitate the Egyptians. The had a sense of style, worshipped cats, and had a completely morbid outlook on life. xd
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 10:54 pm
I'm thinking life is interesting.
Al'k r sibcuy tfl, sars al bk. Al wtvfd sal tzsbnrq itvsl st jls tvs tw sitveql. Sal ubd ctvqd el r ztqbsbcbrf. Ta, rfd bw ytv ktqgl sabk, dtf's ztks bs.
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 10:55 pm
Lady Pyre Haha. I was looking for that site again and I came across something better. http://www.bibletopics.com/biblestudy/141.htmQuote: Those women who wear gold imitate the Egyptians. They occupy themselves with curling their locks. They are busy anointing their cheeks, painting their eyes, dyeing their hair, and practicing the other pernicious arts of luxury. The truth is that they deck the covering of their flesh in order to attract their infatuated lovers. Clement of Alexandria (circa 195 AD), 2.272. Guess I'm really gonna burn in hell. The only thing on there I haven't done is dye my hair, since it's already as dark as it can get without that nasty black dye that looks like paint. And hell yeah I imitate the Egyptians. The had a sense of style, worshipped cats, and had a completely morbid outlook on life. xd True that. Oh well, who really thinks they aren't going to hell?
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 10:57 pm
Wolffy: I know several people who think that, actually. Most of them are Mormon, though.
Pyre: Egyptians were awesome. =D And you seem like someone who can pull off immitating them.
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 10:59 pm
Hey Pasta Wolffy: I know several people who think that, actually. Most of them are Mormon, though.
Pyre: Egyptians were awesome. =D And you seem like someone who can pull off immitating them. Haha, thanks. And now I'm suddenly reminded of South Park. "So what IS the true religion." "I'm sorry, but the answer you were looking for was MORMON." *much grumbling from the new denizens of hell*
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 11:00 pm
I only want to make a religion for one reason, and that is to make giant, exaggerated statues of myself.
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 11:04 pm
Wolffy000 I only want to make a religion for one reason, and that is to make giant, exaggerated statues of myself. Gee... I wonder what you want to "exaggerate." razz
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 11:06 pm
Lady Pyre Wolffy000 I only want to make a religion for one reason, and that is to make giant, exaggerated statues of myself. Gee... I wonder what you want to "exaggerate." razz Everything. Everything
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 11:13 pm
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 11:14 pm
Lady Pyre Hey Pasta Wolffy: I know several people who think that, actually. Most of them are Mormon, though.
Pyre: Egyptians were awesome. =D And you seem like someone who can pull off immitating them. Haha, thanks. And now I'm suddenly reminded of South Park. "So what IS the true religion." "I'm sorry, but the answer you were looking for was MORMON." *much grumbling from the new denizens of hell*
Didja happen to see any of the episode on Scientology that they didn't air? I know it was on YouTube for a while...but I totally thought they were just making fun of Scientology, but according to Wikipedia that's what they really believe.
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