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Back off, buddy. Iris and I are fated to be together. Our love will save the future!

*Oh yea...way hotter than Cassie. Hottest girl ever.*

" Oh Chris I love you so much... Let's go somewhere that we can be alone."

Iris gently kisses Powell's neck. What was going on? Why was she kissing Powell.

Of course she is. Iris is my Lady Love and we must save the future from the Raptors. So...sod off.

*Chris scoops up Iris and starts walking away from Blackhawk's.*

Outside the gates of Hero High a car pulled up and stopped. Bruce Banner leaned out and called through the intercom. In the car a young tall green girl sat next to him her arms crossed and her head firmly turned.

"This is it, your new school." Bruce said.

The giant green girl didn't answer him.

"This is both your father and my decision Jen, there's no way you can carry on the way you were."

"Hey mister squirrel did you hear?" Jen said to the squirrel on the tree beside her. "I have to transfer to a school three states away, all because I caused a bit of trouble. Go tell that Cus of mine I ain't speaking."

Bruce shook his head and drove in. She'd been like that the whole road trip. It had been a very long road trip.

"You could at least look at me and stop pretending to be Squirrel Girl." Bruce sighed.

Jen didn't answer. She'd assumed her cousin was now a traitor and she didn't speak or even look at traitors. She instead stared out across the campus grounds. This was going to be her home for the next three years, maybe more. She knew she was in deep trouble since that incident with the grease, rubber chickens and the elephant. Her mind that was full of anger and teenage righteous indignation was now getting slightly fuzzy. She blinked and tried to focus across the field.

There was a blur running past... she focused and tried to not look at the nakedness of the boy but she couldn't resist. He was muscular, well defined, slightly glistening in the sun light. The light cascaded off his form and stars seemed to form in Jen's eyes.

"Why hello!" heart Jen rolled down the window and tried to stare some more at the streaker.

"Jennifer Susan Walters! Don't look!" Bruce used his most strictest voice he could. Even using her full name, which she always knew was in real trouble.

"I take it all back Cus!" Jen grinned coming back in the car. "I love this place! This High School for what I thought were other freaks like me really has some hot body action going on!"

"You weren't brought up to speak like that!" Bruce said. "What would your mother say?"

"She'd say 'Why aren't you tapping that a**!'" Jen laughed. "Do you know who he is? What's his star sign? Where is he from? I've just met my future husband! I want to be in his class! You're a teacher here! Pleeeassse!"

Bruce stared in horror at the transformation that just occurred. He felt that somehow it had all got much worse.

Cassie was down by the lake with Dani... telling her that there someone else other than Chris... When a pink sugary sweet type of feeling over came her. She looked at Dani.. Cassie should've known all along her roommate was more beautiful than any goddess she dared to lay eyes upon.

" There's you Danielle and only you in heart. My beautiful goddess I humbly fall at your feet... Forever your servant, my love."

At the precise moment when the love spell had been cast, he had been reaching for a book that had been on the floor. It had to be Wallace's. Why the heck would he ever want to read about a Mr. Darcy taking a wife? He flipped to the back of the book, saw all the words, and then flipped back to the front. There, on the cover, was Mr. Darcy. He was a fine looking dude, and Teddy found himself wondering why he hadn't taken a husband. Why did it have to be a wife? Wifery was bs.

He was just admiring how awesome Darcy's clothes looked when his view was blocked by teenaged grabby hands. "Oh my God what you do to my facceeeee?" he asked, prying Billy's hands off. "What are you wearing? What's going on? What's a manazon?" He took another glance at Billy's clothes. Not Victorian enough. "We gotta go. You need a makeover." Grabbing Billy's hand, he dragged him out the door.

For a mage who could just poof around, Billy sure was kind of bad at it. Teddy slung Billy in his arms bridal style before heading out the doorway into the bright sunshine. He then turned green, spreading his wings and taking flight. "Where can we get fancy gentleman clothes?"

"Mr. Darcy wears gentleman's clothes. You should dress like Mr. Darcy. It's a shame he took a wife," Teddy muttered, swooping aimlessly, looking for a fancy dress shop.