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 Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:21 pm
Lex Joseph Luthor True enough! But they still don't taste as good as chocolate. *Tosses out bars of dark chocolate.*
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:22 pm
Roy William Harper *gets on stage*
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to f*** her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And f***in give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna f*** you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's f***in teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll f***in f*** you discreetly
And then I'll f***ing bone you completely
But then I'm gonna f*** you hard
Hard
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:22 pm
Donna Troy Lex Joseph Luthor True enough! But they still don't taste as good as chocolate. *Tosses out bars of dark chocolate.*
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:24 pm
Lucifer Morningstar Roy William Harper *gets on stage*
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to f*** her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And f***in give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna f*** you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's f***in teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll f***in f*** you discreetly
And then I'll f***ing bone you completely
But then I'm gonna f*** you hard
Hard
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:26 pm
Not a Tenacious D fan Luci?
Dude, Lex, thank ya! You do know that i'll be paying for it right?
ninja
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:26 pm
Donna Troy Lex Joseph Luthor True enough! But they still don't taste as good as chocolate. *Tosses out bars of dark chocolate.* Hershey's?
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:28 pm
d**k Grayson Not a Tenacious D fan Luci? Dude, Lex, thank ya! You do know that i'll be paying for it right? ninja Sure, sure. I just thought I'd accelerate the process.
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:28 pm
Lex Joseph Luthor Pietro Django Maximoff I could, but it would detract horribly from my bad boy image. I didn't know you was on Puff Daddy's lable.
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:30 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:30 pm
Roy William Harper No...it's why I got outta the music business...
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:31 pm
*throws any bit of Hershey's back at Lex*
*puts her hand up* Don't talk to me. You tried to give me wax. And you said Candy hearts were bad.
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:31 pm
d**k Grayson Not a Tenacious D fan Luci? Dude, Lex, thank ya! You do know that i'll be paying for it right? ninja
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:32 pm
Lucifer Morningstar Roy William Harper No...it's why I got outta the music business...
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:33 pm
Time for a blast from the past...not that distant, but the past none the less.
|| off to change/shop ||
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:34 pm
Donna Troy *throws any bit of Hershey's back at Lex*
*puts her hand up* Don't talk to me. You tried to give me wax. And you said Candy hearts were bad.
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