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 Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:55 pm
*Gets ontop of vending machine, unaware that Edge is under it. Pulls out magazine.*
Oh yeah...Hugh Hefner, you're my best friend...Ah, man...Check out the hooters on her...Yeah...
*Starts humping the vending machine.*
UGH! Mmmm...Uhhh....Yeah....Uhhh...
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:57 pm
PWG Excalibur *Gets ontop of vending machine, unaware that Edge is under it. Pulls out magazine.* Oh yeah...Hugh Hefner, you're my best friend...Ah, man...Check out the hooters on her...Yeah... *Starts humping the vending machine.* UGH! Mmmm...Uhhh....Yeah....Uhhh... "Excuse me..I hate to interupt you Violating the Machine but uh..can you get it off me?"
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:58 pm
It talks! eek
Hey, you sound kinda sexy Vending Machine...
*Zips down pants and keeps humping.*
Uuhhh...Uhhh...Yeah...Mmmm...Ah, yeah...
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:01 pm
"Oh for god's sake..."
*Squirms upwards on his back, all the weight seemingly hurting him as he frees himself from under the huge Machine.*
"Damn.."
*Stumbles a little.*
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:03 pm
*SQUIRTS ON EDGE AS HE COMES OUT.*
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*Has lotion in his hand. Seriously. That's it.*
Hiya, neighbor! I was just going to the beach later.
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:12 pm
*walks in and sits away from the two love birds*
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:13 pm
*looks down at the Vending Machine and wipes the suntan lotion off his face.*
"..You do realize nobody's going to use that ever again, right?"
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:14 pm
Walks in halting at the scene in front of him a moment before going over to the couch a dropping onto it.
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:16 pm
........<******** YOU, *****. I DO WHAT I WANT.
*Continues to hump vending machine.*
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:19 pm
*Finally looks up at Excalibur*
What the hell?! eek
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:20 pm
*Edge slowly backs away, muttering "that dude's a freak.." under his breath. He notices Harris.*
"Hey dude, hows it going?"
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:25 pm
*Walks in. Sees Excalibur.*
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*Walks out.*
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:26 pm
Harris raises his head looking up from his spot on the couch looking at Edge.
"Hey, pretty good, yourself man?"
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:28 pm
"Eh, im okay for someone who had a Vending Machine fall on him only for it to be sexually assaulted by a weirdo in a mask. Other than all that, im cool."
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:31 pm
Chris laughs a little,
"That seems kinda normal for some of the things I've seen in here."
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