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 Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:10 pm
It's not a "date" date, he's just helping me with my Defence essay that's due tomorrow, that's all. *slips from Gumi* Now, please excuse me, I'm already late, but if you want to, you can come too. I know you didn't do your essay. *continues walking*
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:14 pm
But...But...*looks hopelessly between the Slytherin Common Room and the direction her sister was going off in, finally deciding to Summon her bag and follow Jade resentfully to the Library where Harry, Ron and Hermione were all waiting for them*
*Plops down beside Harry and resolutely takes out parchment and a Self-Inking Quill that she had bought at Dervish and Banges last Hogsmeade trip*
*Listens to any conversations that are going on*
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:28 pm
*waves hands slightly* So the wand goes up and not to the left?
Harry- "Yeah. Most of the time, you have the basic instinct to go, up down right left, but it's not the way the spell works. It goes up down right and then up again."
J- So, it's *scribbles on scrap piece of paper* Up, down, right, UP. Got that. What's left in to be put in my essay?
Hermione- "Did you put in, that the Clamp Spell is not harmful, but still effective?"
J- *looks over paper* Uh, yups. Got it.
Gumi- "Just think if it was harmful. It'd chop your leg off."
Ron- "Hey, that reminds me of a joke."
All- Yes?
Ron- "One day, these two friends are sitting on a bench, and the first guy says: 'You know, I once knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith', and his friend asked: 'Really? What's the name of his other leg?'"
All- (laugh loudly)
Madame Pince- SHHH!
All- *whisper* Sorry. *quietly giggles continue*
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:34 pm
*rolls eyes at Ron's dumb joke, but laughs anyway, because she loves stupid little jokes like that*
Kagumi - Hey...I've got one. *All jump at Kagumi's voice, which was quiet*
All - What?
Kagumi - A man walks into a bar..."Oww"...
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:41 pm
Gumi rubbed her head as the book that Madame Pince threw at her head, clattered to the floor.
J- *whispers* Let's go to the empty classroom just down the hall, 'cause I just remembered a goofy joke of my own.
All- *whispers* Ok.
-All exit-
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:48 pm
k - Oww...that really hurt. Ooh...I swear, one of these days, I'll get that old biddy...you just wait. *Once out of sight, kagumi points wand at the last row of books and all of the pages fold themselves into bats that dive bomb Madame Pince*
*follows the group as they all run out of the library and into the empty classroom Jade was referring to*
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:05 pm
-in empty classroom-
Harry- Ok, Jade, so what's your joke?
J- Ok, "One day, this guy walks into a clothing store and because it was so cold, the guy asks for some long underwear, and the shopkeeper asked: 'Well, how long do you need them?' and the guy replied, 'I suppose from about September to March'."
All- (laugh loudly)
J- Wait, wait, hows about this one? "This old lady answers her door one day and there was a man there, and he said, 'I'm so sorry, I just ran over your cat'"
Hermione & Gumi- "That's sad. Aww."
J- "The man then goes on to say: 'I would be more than happy to replace your cat', and the old woman says: 'that's fine, but how are you at catching mice?'"
All- (laugh more)
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:47 pm
(Meanwhile) *looks around the now empty common room* It's too quiet. The idiots aren't that good of company. *crabbe and goyle glare at forest as a pink carebear hits head. Picks it up* Wow Draco, I didn't think you would come down for a few hours at least. And as a side note, don't throw your pink carebear at me. I hate pink. *buries head in book*
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:28 am
*In the library*
K - I have an idea...if we want to PO malferret...let's bring Mione in the common room...maybe we can sell tickets to his death...*wonder off into thought*
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:02 am
*wonders whatever happened to prankinh Filch*
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:38 am
*Wonders the same thing, and actually bings it up*
k - What the -BLEEP- ever happened to pranking Filch and getting rid of him at long last? I mean, honestly. It's great to hang out with the Golden Trio and whatnot, but we're *indicates herself and Jade* still due for a month's worth of detentions. I'd like to get rid of Filch BEFORE being shackled to the ceiling by my ankles, thank you very much.
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 2:55 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:37 pm
-leaves empty classroom- -enters Slytherin Common Room- *looks around* Dessie! Did you finish that spell yet?!
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:44 am
I really hope we can actually get rid of the squib. *sigh*
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:36 am
I wonder if Peeves would help us...
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