Welcome to Gaia! ::

So umm....MY NAME IS FLOATING ABOVE MY HEAD RIGHT NOW...
But cereal?
My name is Allyson...
But please, call me by my username, or one my rp names.
I've been rping for a few months, and have my own guild(sig).
YAY!!
Rping is, like, the only thing I do on here... rofl
Now a story will be of the following...:

neutral stare smile biggrin lol xd blaugh rofl cheese_whine pirate dramallama wahmbulance

Hola, todos. I am your ALWAYS awesome captain, Gazma. My name is...to be revealed at a later date agreed upon by our agents. ninja

"Uh, sir, we don't have agents anymore. They quit..."

Well...<_<...>_>...I guess you'll NEVER know now! Bwahahaha! >:3

But, seriously. Hello. Welcome. WE'RE SO GLAD YOU JOINED!! crying These are tears of joy I assure you!!! *tackles screen and white noise ensues*

"We're sorry members. The captain has broken down in an emotional uproar at the sight of new members and has locked himself in the bathroom with his over-sized teddy bear that he is squeezing the dickens out of as we speak. Please bare with us as the fire department tries to get him out."

*screen goes black*

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*screen comes back on*

Ok, I'm back. I apologize for my outburst. I just love them so much... emo Anyway, browse the guild at your own risk and try not to burn yourself on the torches. Yes, TORCHES. We use FIRE to light this place, you know. What are you? Some kind of technical genius that uses LIGHT BULBS??? Psh...jerk... stare *cries a little on the inside due to the lack of artificial light*....*burst into the tears and another fit ensues. screen goes black as the credits begin to reel*:

REAL TEDDY BEARS WERE USED IN THIS POST.
THE DICKENS HAVE BEEN THOROUGHLY SQUEEZED OUT OF THEM...AND THERE WILL BE MORE. twisted OH, YES. THERE WILL BE BLOOD-I MEAN DICKENS. ninja

"We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread."

Aran, I understand you, and I have seen this before. I know your confusion, but it will bass easily. ONCE you see how he roleplays.

Yup yup, you found us. I am a little less.... akward then our kaptain, but I am strange nunetheless. Welcome.

That's the secret to my success: I can scare you and entrance you with a single look---> eek

But enough of the shenanigans.

*sits very still for a moment*
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*starts twitching*
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*jumps up and starts firing bottle rockets in random directions* (which is actually ironic because I got hit in the face by one once...jerk... stare )

Ok...I think I'm done now. But, yes, I'm the captain to much of your dismay. *smiles evilly*---> twisted As Spawn pointed out, though, I'm fairly adequate at role playing. If ever I get the time to role play again, I will show all you this personally. 3nodding I need a good story. Who's got one? Any takers? NO? Fine... stare

I believe it's spelled: s-o-p-h-i-s-t-i-c-a-t-e-d. cool Yeah, I was starting to get the vibe that my antics were getting to be a little much. I will try and tone it down. Also, assuming my mate lets me down, I might be recruiting you for a 1 x 1, Spawn. mrgreen

(WOOO CLASS OF 2011!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! BOW DOWN T OUR AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!)

Sorry, it was a random yell moment......anyways. It's good to be back, hopefully i'll be on here more often. I'm getting tired of leaving all of you all the time!!!!

okay.........just finished catching up with the posts and frankly i'm thinking Gazma seems just a little bit....on the loopy side....which is a very good thing! ^w^

Does anybody want to give me an oreo?!?!?!?! They are my drrug and I can't seem to find a supplier............

WELCOME TO ALL! I AM YUUKI AND I SHALL GLOMP YOU!!!!!!!!

awwwwwwwwwwwwzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........but you are still awesome sam!