Mikomi Akari
ivan5555599999
Mikomi Akari
ivan5555599999
Randomly Exploding Girl
ivan5555599999
Mikomi Akari
ivan5555599999
Mikomi Akari
Randomly Exploding Girl
Mikomi Akari
Randomly Exploding Girl
Mikomi Akari
Randomly Exploding Girl
*orders a dark, Columbian roast with two creams and two sugars, poured into an IV pouch, and fed directly into her arm with a cheese danish on the side*
Hey, I like food! And food is good! Whaddaya know! We must have been cut from the same ... ham.
*shifty eyes*
(Drat! I forgot my book of popular human adages. Still, it sounds right. Ham. One does cut ham. Humans are pink and hammy. Logical enough. Perhaps no one will think to question me...)
*wrings hands evilly, chuckling under her breath*
Yess...
Hey, I like food! And food is good! Whaddaya know! We must have been cut from the same ... ham.
*shifty eyes*
(Drat! I forgot my book of popular human adages. Still, it sounds right. Ham. One does cut ham. Humans are pink and hammy. Logical enough. Perhaps no one will think to question me...)
*wrings hands evilly, chuckling under her breath*
Yess...
*eyes randomly exploding girl and edges away*...it's cloth, i think. not ham...
Rats!
*realises that she's been found out, and orders a tall glass of nachos to regain her credibility as a perfectly normal, native, human inhabitant of this planet*
*relaxes but keeps an wary eye on her*
*procedes to try and digest her nachos in a perfectly normal, human way. With a straw.*
Mmmm, these nachos sure are chunky and refreshing!
*choke, cough*
*pats her back* eek
you should stab her, it'll make her stop coughing quicker 3nodding
*glares at Ivan for his suggestion*...
if you vaporize her, she'll never chocke again 3nodding
... the hell? I don't go around plotting your death.
*surreptitiously burns all evidence, including notebook entitled "Don't look, I'm Plotting Ivan's Death!" and grins benignly, continuing to sip her nachos*
Here, want some hydrochlori...*cough* I mean, a cool, fizzy soda?
twisted
*sigh*....foolish mortals....you fail to realize that i am the god of atheism.....i cannot be killed
How come nothing you say makes a whole lot of sense...?
human lines of perseption are bent to my will....and also, i do not exist
That's what I'm talking about right there! It makes no sense!
dosen't it?
you cannot harm what is not there....
