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 Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:24 pm
Suyo Kinetic Dream Suyo Kinetic Dream Suyo HOLY s**t STREAM IS A HELPER!!!!! It's like a dream come true. Back your bags Suyo, we're headed to South Africa in 2010 These are tears of joy. I am pleased. We're meeting up with Hila and going to see some World Cup action. BECAUSE I SAY SO! I'll bring the sparkling grape juice. What about Cranberry-Apple?! That's my favourite!!! gonk heart We should get over there, like...now. You know, to get in line early! 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:24 pm
Is Fanfiction.net not working for anyone else in here? gonk I keep getting the endless white 'loading' screen.
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:26 pm
Streamjumper MegamanPsy Chrysant Congrats on making my job easierbeing Helper'd Stream. Am I next on the list? surprised You're next on at least one list... I don't know about the helpering list... but a list nonetheless. twisted Don't you owe him a mauling or something? Congrats on being Helper'd, Stream! 4laugh
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:26 pm
Kinetic Dream (I got bored xD) It's been approximately two years since the creature came into our midst, at first, most shrugged it off as temporary, a warning to outsiders that certain actions would result in immediate devouring. for a time, we thought little of it, it was more a protector than a threat, but it didn't take long for that to change. Soon, the creature turned, devouring the people we thought it protected, all the while growing stronger, smarter, and far more dangerous. Eventually, it would disappear into the shadows, taking time to come out occasionally to feast on unwary 'lunchmeats' as it called them.
Initially, I believed the creature to be humanoid in nature, short and well built to accenuate bi-pedal manuverability, while maintaining the ability to rip it's meal to shreds either with it's teeth of bare hands. As it evolved, the creature remained upright in my mind, as no one had truly seen it since it struck out on it's own, lurking in dark corners, similar to a boogie man, save for the fact that it had razor sharp teeth and claws. Flight, space travel, acidic spit, atomic breath, throughout it was still, partially, humanoid.
However, after spying a butterfly in the trees earlier this week, I had to wonder, was my assement right? Could the creature have evolved to such a point that it was no longer similar to what it was before? Soon after returning to camp that evening, I recieved word that the creature had moved on to much larger game, the kind of creatures that make even the most skilled hunters in our expedition team sweat. Immediately, I set to work on possible evolutionary changes, the one I've deemed most likely following.
The creature, Streamgator, has evolved much over time. I had the chance to see it on several occasions prior to it's seclusion, even add to it's evolution in a futile attempt to kill it. However, it seems likely that, if moving onto larger game, it would adopt a more predatory evolutionary stance; trading in two legs for four, while being able to keep it's hands. As such, when wrestling with large beasts, I forsee it's arm length having grown roughly three-quarter it's height vertically, giving it a distinct advantage in leverage, not to mention the smaller prey that cound be snagged and heafted before being devoured. Likewise, it's legs have probably grown as well to make up for the arm length, giving it an edge in chasing down faster prey. In that reguard, I expect the chest cavity, as well as the internal organs, have grown to make it more powerful, needing to take fewer breaths over time, circulate blood faster, and, of course, eat more. The tail, which I formerly assumed less as a weapon and more for balance, is likely now a vicious tool used more than the transmission of venoms, and is instead used as a constrictor, choking the life out of it's prey. I can only imagine what has changed within it's brain and various poisens, not to mention the teeth, though, I believe that those would have stayed similar to what they were before, as it seemed to be at peak preadator state in those areas, though I imagine it's jaw has only unhinged further, it's mouth gotten larger so that it may adequetly devour the larger game.
As I said, these are only assumptions, the only real way to know is to track down the Streamgator myself. Of course, I'd be devoured before I could even get information back to home base, so any effort seems fruitless. Heed my warnings, should this journal live on past me, stay out of the jungle alone, it is his territory now.
- Kin #26395
xd
Holy crap that's good and hilarious.
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:27 pm
hilaroma Streamjumper MegamanPsy Chrysant Congrats on making my job easierbeing Helper'd Stream. Am I next on the list? surprised You're next on at least one list... I don't know about the helpering list... but a list nonetheless. twisted Don't you owe him a mauling or something? Congrats on being Helper'd, Stream! 4laugh I'm waiting till I need it.
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:29 pm
Little Indigo WhiteJoker Zelyhon But if we also put a notice in the title, then it might work. You guys make me do so much work!! Mod this, mod that! Edit this, edit that! Next thing you know, I'll be overthrowing Lanzer because of you guys! gonk
Well... They did ask him to be admin. ninja
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:30 pm
Zero Omega Little Indigo WhiteJoker Zelyhon But if we also put a notice in the title, then it might work. You guys make me do so much work!! Mod this, mod that! Edit this, edit that! Next thing you know, I'll be overthrowing Lanzer because of you guys! gonk Well... They did ask him to be admin. ninja Why did he not accept, and why do you know?
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:30 pm
MegamanPsy hilaroma Streamjumper MegamanPsy Chrysant Congrats on making my job easierbeing Helper'd Stream. Am I next on the list? surprised You're next on at least one list... I don't know about the helpering list... but a list nonetheless. twisted Don't you owe him a mauling or something? Congrats on being Helper'd, Stream! 4laugh I'm waiting till I need it. Good thinking. 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:34 pm
Akimbo Zero Omega Akimbo ..Zero should wear dresses more often. heart No I should not! gonk Yes you should too! And don't argue with me because I'm still asleep mentally after getting two hours of shut-eye. rofl
No! gonk *hides*
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:35 pm
FanFicGuru Hooray for Stream and his Helperness! Now he can slowly infuse more power into the AG until we can take over GAIA!!! BWAHAHAHAHHA!! ... ... ... Or we'll all get eaten and when he takes over Gaia we can live happily in his digestive tract. I think the latter will most likely come true. gonk emo
I've been devoured so many times I'm used to it. cool
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:37 pm
Akimbo Zero Omega Akimbo So much Joe in my profile mutlimedia. -Foams at the mouth.- That AMV has The Impression That I Get by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones... ... Your profile is instawin. heart w0rd. cool
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:38 pm
Little Indigo Is Fanfiction.net not working for anyone else in here? gonk I keep getting the endless white 'loading' screen.
Seems to be working for me.
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Streamjumper Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:38 pm
MegamanPsy Zero Omega Little Indigo WhiteJoker Zelyhon But if we also put a notice in the title, then it might work. You guys make me do so much work!! Mod this, mod that! Edit this, edit that! Next thing you know, I'll be overthrowing Lanzer because of you guys! gonk Well... They did ask him to be admin. ninja Why did he not accept, and why do you know? Lanzer refused to give me top billing.
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:38 pm
-Pulls at Hila's shirt.- Hilaaaaa. The AMVs, they cry for you.. You need to see the Captain Planet one and..the other ones I liked. crying
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:40 pm
Akimbo -Pulls at Hila's shirt.- Hilaaaaa. The AMVs, they cry for you.. You need to see the Captain Planet one and..the other ones I liked. crying There was a Captain Planet one...?
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