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 Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:36 pm
thedarkonecommeth Granted, but the Turks come and beat the $*it out of you for no reason. I wish that Cloud's puppy of doom (see earlier post) has a gun and holds up the local pharmacy. ((Ha, you thought I was going to say you fell or something, didn't you.)) ((LOL yeah or that the WEAPON attacked and everything exploded)) Granted but it is the most stupid character in all the game and all you can ever do is roll a stupid die that does nothing I wish that I had Reno's hair and Rude's glasses.
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:07 pm
Granted, but you die for no apparent reason.
I wish I had water so I wouldn't die now thta I'm a goldfish
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:59 am
Granted but a cat comes along and eat's you.
I wish that I controled an immortal Spehiorth.
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:05 pm
granted but he nags you to death about his mommy
i wish i was able to fight like tifa
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:34 pm
ok, but some one uses a gun to kill you.
I wish Yuffie had boobs like tifa!
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:19 pm
Granted but after getting the big boobs, Yuffie developed breast cancer and had to cut them off. Now she's got no boobs.
I wish I had a gunblade like Squall from FF8.
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:20 pm
Granted but it miss fires killing you
I wish that people would let up on Tifa's big boobs. Leave the girl alone.
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:34 pm
Granted, but now they're complaining about her fasion sense.
I wish that there was a part in the game where Cid was flying the Tiny Broncho with Yuffie in it, but then they got stranded on an island and had to find a way off.
But my REAL wish is that I wish that someone would corrupt the previous wish.
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:19 am
Granted, but cid is driven insane and kills Yuffie
I wish Tifa had her own game
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:42 am
Granted, but they make her ugly as hell in said game and the graphics suck and the plot is nothing but running around in a small circle trying to get to level 99 so you can go to show off your strong ugliness to cloud, which enrages the fandom and Square Enix is blown up
I wish Tifa would serve me cherry pie and a glass of ice
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:49 am
Granted, but tifa gose insane and kills you with ultima
Damn i wish i had Vincents gun
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:34 am
Granted, but it breaks before you get to use it and Vincent blames you, turning into Chaos and mauling the fricking s**t outta you.
I wish cid was a harmless goldfish
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:39 am
Granted, but he gets eaten by Cait sith
I wish I could use Summon materia
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 11:14 am
granted but all u can summon is a fat chocobo who eats you alive
i wish i owned the villa in costa del sol
(the one u can buy in the game)
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 5:42 pm
granted, but a tidal wave wreaks the entire place.
I wish I knew how Nanaki had two cubs as the last of his species.
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