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 Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 6:58 pm
Granted, but he becomes boring instead.
I wish rocker would know that she will be receiving her prize for being the 1001st poster, since Mod's can't win the 1000th post prize, and that she will receive it... as soon as Blade has 1000g to give away. xd .
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 7:11 pm
Granted but when you get the gold she isn't on.
I wish there wasnt some creepy slug monster chewing on my foot.
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 10:19 pm
Granted, instead there is a creepy snake monster chewing on your foot.
I wish I had a pair of fully charged AA batteries for my camera that wouldn't screw it up.
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 10:22 pm
Granted but the batteries get deformed so you can't put them in the camera.
I wish I wish I had a fish.
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 10:25 pm
Granted but the fish grows freakishly huge and starts to eat your face.
I wish I had a hairbrush in my room.
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 10:28 pm
Granted but when you brush your hair it gets shaved off.
I wish Tuesday would get here sooner.
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 10:30 pm
Granted, but it forever speeds up time and before you know it you're an old man.
I wish school wasn't so soon.
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 10:32 pm
Granted but you get sent to a boot camp.
I wish family guy was on.
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 10:37 pm
Granted, but before the theme song is over it turns into one of President Bush's speeches on every channel.
I wish I had straight hair instead of curly.
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 10:41 pm
Granted but its so straight it looks fake.
I wish the monkey would stop staring at me.
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 11:32 pm
Granted, instead it starts hitting on you.
I wish I had a toothpic right now.
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:37 am
Granted but you poke your eye out with it
I wish I did'nt have to work today
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:27 am
Granted, but that's because you got fired and will never get another job.
I wish for a squirrel.
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:31 am
Granted, but it thinks your a nut and stores you underground.
I wish tommorow was another day.
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:03 pm
Granted but then it becomes yesterday
I wish for a candy bar
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