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Habible

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:22 pm


Granted, but during the second meal a bear comes and attacks you.

I wish the pizza was made properly crying
PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:26 pm


crying my kitty *pokes stomach...good one....


granted, but i got a chance to spit in it.


I wish that stupid people would cease to be born. (long shot)

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:38 pm


Granted!

But I don't know how much fun you're going to have with the 72 remaining humans. XD

I wish yogurt wasn't so damned tasty. o_o
PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:41 pm


granted yogurt now tastes like complete s**t but you still have to eat, and its only gotten more fattening.

I wish walking didn't take so long.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:13 am


Granted, but now driving takes longer.

I wish I wasn't addicted to Dr. Pepper.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:16 am


granted, but now your being sued for millions by the dr. pepper compnies for making this wish.

I wish, that my friends would get on im.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:20 am


O_O You're a monster!!!!

Granted, but now they'll all put you on ignore.

I wish I hadn't made the last wish about not being addicted to Dr. Pepper anymore crying
PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:26 am


granted, but now everytime you drink it, you must loudly reciet a pre written poem declaring your love for the drink, and mention DR> PEPPER 100 times a day without fail in everyday conversation.


I wish i could move to japan with my best friend.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:54 am


<_< You really ARE a monster crying

Granted, but the two of you are forced to live with 200 zealot Christians.

I wish that I'd never played this game so that I could still drink Dr. Pepper without creeping everybody out sweatdrop
PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:45 am


*Fans self, why thank you, im just trying to think of original things not keep killing you off.

granted, but going back that far in time puts you in a void and alternate reality, where everyone but you, must advertise dr. pepper when drinking it. and dr. pepper has become the new water.

I wish i didn't have to live with zelot christians.( in japan)

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:20 am


Granted on the flight over your plane crashes. You live but have slight braindamage and become a Zealot Christian you move in with a group of buddists for the sole perpose of converting them. Have fun in Japan.

I wish I didn't wait to the last minute to do my school work and projects.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:09 am


granted, but you use that wonderful quality your teavers have come to accept, and think someone else is doing them so you can't get above an f in any class.


I wish that i was grounded.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:39 am


Granted, but your wish is taken literally and you are buried in the ground.

I wish my cousin would shut up...
PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:22 pm


s**t, i meant not grounded........oh well *sighs


Granted, but instead his thoughts go into your own mind causeing many sleepless nights.

I wish that i ...could stay on the computer.

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Theophrastus

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:58 pm


Granted: the computer is fused with your body and soon begins to assimilate other things like toasters and those little air freshener fans until you are a jumbling gestalt of domestic devices, creeping out (but still freshening) everything you contact!

o_o

I wish that last post didn't creep me out. XD
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