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 Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 9:22 am
I was all, "STALE CLOSEUPS OF MOPEY TEENAGERS IS NOT SHAKESPEAREAN!!"
Thank god I didn't see this in theaters. I would've kicked kitties.
I already know what happens, I can't wait for them to make a movie on the fourth book. Because people will finally see what a c**t Bella really is.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 9:29 am
What kind of c**t is she?
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 9:32 am
in a few words: a stupid one.
She becomes a vampire, FOUR ******** BOOKS!! FOR THAT!!
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 9:38 am
Wow, never saw that coming.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 9:47 am
oh we are not done yet.
There's a fifth book in the making.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 10:01 am
She'll turn into a not vampire and then a werewolf.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 10:13 am
No
its the first book
BUT ITS TOLD FROM EDWARDS POINT OF VIEW!!
MOAR MONIES PLOX!!
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 10:25 am
So, she just copies, pastes, and edits.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 10:28 am
Basically.
but the author...she's so original. The voice of our time.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 10:39 am
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 11:15 am
give Triviums cover of "master of puppets" a listen on youtube. I think its actually better than metallica's. sorry just had to be said. cheese_whine and If twilight is this decades obsessive poorly written crap fest im just wondering whats next  I couldnt agree more
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Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 4:43 am
I guess I got to give the song a few more listens if it joins Johnny Cash's Hurt and Isaac Hayes' Walk On By on that short list of Covers that are better than the originals
It certainly doesn't join Brittany Spears My Prerogative and Avril Levign's Chop Suey in the list of Ohmyfuggingawdthisisrapeformyearssomeonepleasekillme!! list
Fonso saved me the trouble. I was going to find that comic and post it. INITIATIVE!!
I was hoping for Sasquatches myself.
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Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 3:29 pm
marilyn mansons sweet dreams wasnt bad either. he's a very good artist once you get past the fans who think he's the greatest human ever just because they read his Auto. which is probably the only book theyve read.
The sad thing is i can actually picture mummies in a goddamn pre-teen romance novel. itd be called "immortal"
"I met a guy today, he was gorgeous yet had a certain vibe to him almost as if he was haunted by a past he couldnt escape. He spoke to me outside the school, i could have sworn thesun got darker with every word that left his mouth. He told me i was in danger and that he wanted to protect me at any cost, He said his name was....Osiris"
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Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 11:19 pm
But you know what it'd end up being? ******** goth Egyptian Prince that was killed when he was teen by his uncle or something. Then he would need to don bandages every night for some reason. I would love more classic monster movies like Universal Monsters, the Mummy remake was good, in that they didn't just make him a shambling mindless undead, in the original, he was powerful and magic, and the original movie did the same thing, but it was more subtle and it had Boris Karloff, who I love. But if they did it, you damn well know that the next thing is a hunky Frankenstien Monster that is a tortured soul in a homonculus that wants answers, or a Gill-man that is the merman prince that can transform into a beast but lusts for a human girl.
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 6:57 am
Boris Karloff is awesome. He was The Grinch afterall.
Do you think they could pull this crap for a teenage comedy? The Incubus Virgin, or something.
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