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 Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 8:38 pm
oh oh oh & before our 1st competition when everyone was eating he came up to me & started talking about rolly pollies
"rolly pollies are kool dont you think. wouldn't if be grand if you were in danger & you could just roll up into a ball for protection?! *pretends to roll up in a ball*" lol hes hilarious!!~
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:04 pm
lol my band teacher (mr.Withrow) said this during marching rehersal
band: *marching drill*
mr withrow: stop stop stop, ya know we need this band to be perfect so just imagine if i had a sniper riffle. and everytime you made a wrong step, note, visual you die, ok? ok good ^_^ now lets try again.
band:*marches again*
mr withrow: *stop us* ok now by this point there would've been no trombonists
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:53 pm
"There's two types of people I don't trust: people that never smile and people that always smile."
"Despite what you think, trumpets are not for eating." (Our first chair trumpet got bored and started biting his mouthpiece)
"And look, if you get bored, you can use your flute as a back-scratcher."
"You're braver than the average fruit player....I mean flute player. Do you think fruit players are brave, though?"
"My mother was a viola player!" (In response to a joke against string players)
"Be quiet or I'll have to call your probation officer."
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:56 pm
the flutes were playing and we were getting tired so we took a break and said we know you guys can't blow that hard but atleast stop being a kid and play like an adult
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:16 pm
i dont know if this is funny but, right before our first performance, like when we were reading to go to the field mr.withrow stopped us & took out a book fomr his bag he carries around....it was 'oh the place you will go' by dr suess ^_^ he started reading it & imputting the word band into places. idk if its funny to you but it was to me, but then after he read it he said 'i love you all no matter if you do good or bad' and at that point ive noticed....he says 'i love you' to me more than my own parents 0.o!!~
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:23 pm
oh oh oh >.
our band director picked this up from another bd
the + - comments (positive negative comments)
he starts out as saying 'oh wow that was really great!!'
then he says 'if you wanna suck!>o'
but in a funny way
"wow you're really good at playing that wrong, how 'bout playing it right this time" lol he's funny ^_^
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:00 pm
during a half time our brass section got up & danced to soulja boy (the cheerleaders were playing the song on the loudspeaker) & mr.withrow was like 'wtf lol'
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:24 am
Our band Director told us that he couldn't hear us from up there.
I guess it wasn't all that funny but my friends and I turned everything into a sex joke, so to us it was pretty funny.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:19 am
my director once said the the trumpets need to stop F-ing (as in they were playing a wrong note or sumthing) i think it may have been funnier then cuz we were in middle skool
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:30 pm
Our band just got back from a trip to florida, and while we were there we stoped at a beach after a mass band pratice. And there happen to be a joe's crab shack there. ASnd Mr. Crone (B/d) was talking about it for some odd reason. But then he came onto a dirty subject, (funny) And he happen to say, 'Don't non of ya'll come home with crabs;' and of course our band took it wrong.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:36 pm
Yeah, we basically had a conversation about pamela andersons boobs.
it lasted all class long!! But for some reasons it was a wany so remember how to tune your instrument. you know likt if your flat(referring to how big your boobs are) then you move in opposed to if your sharpe which apparently means pretty or somthing in greek. so i guess he thinks that pamela anderson has nice boobs...GO MR.V FOR BEING A TOTOL PERV!!
jk, he's my best friend mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:02 pm
Amber: I'm hungry...to the vending machines with my three quarters!
Me: I'm sure they have Starburst you can get for that...
Amber:...They have Starbucks in the vending machines?
Me: ... I said STARBURST. Would you really want to see some of these people on caffine, anyway? XD
H gave us a list with the songs for our test, just FYI for the next thing...
Hartmetz: Ok...I'm going to start the test in a second...any last questions?
Alison: OOH! Are you going off the order of the list you gave us?
Hartmetz: ...do you really want me to answer that?
Andrea: Hartmetz, should I play piccolo or flute for the playing test next week?
H: Oh, flute. Anyone else want to play piccolo, though?
A few people: I do!
Alison: I do!
H: ...you? You already play oboe and percussion.
Kathleen: You already play an annoying instrument! You don't need another one!
Hartmetz: *snickering*
Ian: XD
Hartmetz: That wasn't funny. *trying not to laugh and failing*
Alison: Then what are you laughing at?
Hartmetz: ...I...thought of something funny...
Alison: What was it?
H: XD *ignores* Ok, Bb scale...8 counts...
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:13 pm
ok my bd say one day when he was leaveing the whole band alone in the band room for 30 min(bad idea0 if u guys are going to do stupid stuff atleast move the tuba out of the middle of the floor frist then go wild.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:06 pm
My band teacher is strange. he's always letting us know how dumb or not good players we are, but he's joking... And teases people like my friend caitlin "Are u just taking this class to nap or to be a rebel."
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:10 pm
*kicks off a girl's sandal*
MMarks: What do you think of that?
Girl: I don't think it was very nice.
MMarks: You're just jealous that you don't have the mad Jedi-mind powers in the feet yo.
Mmarks: We don't want to sound like faeries. *hits the music score* I squish the faerie... Stupid faerie.
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