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 Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:03 pm
Yuriko's eye twitched for a moment or two before responding, "Mostly dead.... As in 'Mr. Hawaiian Shirt' is still alive? That man is going to give mercenaries a bad name. And I assume the Irishman left too?" Lady Deathstrike sighed heavily whilst rolling her eyes skyward. Refocusing her eyes on Wanda Wade once more, "At least, I've been able to deal with Batwoman. I took her toys," Yuriko held up both hands in front of her with the cape and cowl in one hand and the utility belt and antistatic bag with every device she could find on the vigilante.
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Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:23 pm
Despite the mask the red and black assassin wore, the look on her face was almost visible. Wanda's eyes widened, her mouth dropped open a bit, and her posture suddenly took a stiff turn. As though someone had just brought in Johnny Depp all tied up for her or a basket full of puppies. "Are those what I think they are?!" she exclaimed, then began walking towards Yuriko. Her eyes seemingly fixed on the cowl and belt. "Ooh, lemme see those! Seriously, I could totally pull that mask off better than bat-bimbo downstairs. Are the batarangs still there? Are they sharp? Can you take someone's eye out with them?" she said as she walked closer. Seemingly have forgotten all about the big issue that was going on at the present time. Or she just didn't care. Hard to say. Not every day you had the chance to put on the ACTUAL Bat-cowl and go running around the city in some throat-killing gruff voice.
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:53 am
((C.J. . . . do NOT look in here))
Good lord. He finds out and he'll . . . let's just say that off-shoot where he turned Savage into Fish Bait is gonna look like My Little Pony.
((Wait, who left the door open?!))
*shrug . . . then eyes widen*
((What?))
*points to fourth-wall C.J. . . . who is foaming at the mouth in rage.* THAT!
((oh NO!!))
" . . . ." *eerily calm* "Don't worry, boys. I'm not going to do anything yet." *his hands shaking* "I . . . am going to DESTROY that ******** and his cronies."
The fact that you said that kinda calm like is kinda scary.
((No kidding. PLEASE don't go WWIII on them. We have ARELL for that!))
"Good idea . . . "
Now look what you've done, moron!! You've doomed us all! DOOMED, I SAY!!!!
((Who said anything about me?! I'm outta here!!))
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Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 3:22 pm
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"So... are you all doomed because the big guy's still alive, or because I let it slip that you're not actually dead? I mean, they would have found out eventually. It's not like they're going to find a puddle of body goo on the street below or anything."
"I'd say its a mix of both."
"Well it's not MY fault! I was willing to go with his whole rob the tubby man dry thing!" *crosses arms* "It's not my fault me wanting to save face and put the sword close to his throat came off as a "screw you and your deal" sort of gesture."
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 6:59 pm
"Yeah, well last time I checked, having a goddamn katana to my neck doesn't mean kittens, rainbows and sunshine, sister!"
((C.J., calm down buddy.))
"Seeing how I was almost roasted, stabbed, shot, shish kebabed, electrocuted, beaten up and dealt with Hades (who's kind of an a*****e), ya THINK I'd be able to be a little . . . oh, I dunno . . . ANNOYED?!"
Y'know, between the trapdoor and that drop . . . *low whistle* Screw that, I ain't makin' that decision!
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Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 8:39 am
Yuriko blinked hard from Lady Deadpool's reaction wondering if this woman suffered from some sort of ADHD, "To answer your questions: yes, yes, yes... and yes, I'm sure you could..." To emphasize her point, Lady Deathstrike pulled a batarang out of her side with a slight grunt. As Yuriko's wound healed almost instantly, the Japanese assassin held it up for Wanda to see, "These things are very sharp." The batarang in question had Yuriko's blood on one sharp wing.
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 1:42 pm
Skuld HJG Sorry about the wait guys! Busy holiday week... Wanda carefully took the sharp bat-shaped throwing star from the other woman and examined it. "Got any more of them?" She asked. These things were fancy. Fancier than hers. Maybe she could get some shaped like her mask or something. That would be fun. Oh! And the mask. She wanted to wear the cowl and go running around Gotham. That would be fun. .... what were we talking about again?Them being angry at you for putting a blade to CJ's neck.We're still on that? Sheesh, lighten up bud. If I wanted to decapitate you I would have done it.
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Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2014 1:15 pm
"Hey, I'm past that. HOWEVER, since you break the 4th wall, and I break the fourth wall . . . and since some knucklehead kidnapped one of the fates . . . wanna help come get her back?"
((This screams bad idea all over it.))
Will you relax, OOC? What could POSSIBLY go wrong?!
((That close shave she mentioned, numb-nuts.))
OOooooh.
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2014 9:02 pm
Ooooh... you mean go down to the Land of the Unliving where no one ever leaves alive and rescue the Fate of Death from Nekron himself and fight off Black Lantern soldiers?
.... what's in it for me?
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Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 6:59 pm
((I'll cover this. *pulls out wallet and realizes he's flat broke.* Err . . . did I mention the narrator's got my cash?)) Suurrre. I guess I'll co- HEY! *Three guys show up and hand a check to the Narrator* Uhh, who are y'all? Front suit: The suits are picking up the bill.Cool. Thanks. *hands over the check* This I guess!
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Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 7:50 pm
Yuriko could hardly not notice Lady Deadpool practically drooling over Batwoman's equipment and ... the cape and cowl. Shrugging, the Japanese woman handed over the utility belt, cape and cowl, "Knock yourself out. Have fun. And unless Mr. Fisk needs me, I'm going to call it an evening .... and take a little vacation."
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Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:01 pm
Wanda quite literally squeaked when Yuriko handed her the equipment and cowl. She stuffed them all into her arms, then headed over to a corner to go through them all. A large check peeking out from under the cowl that... wasn't there before.
"Going so soon? No concern for the boss? Or at least about any pay check you might miss out on if he..." she began, then made a death gesture by drawing her finger across her throat. Before she continued, she took a quick gander at the check in her hand.
"Whoof! I'm not worried though! Think I'm gonna pick up the other half of my check and then make a little vacation for myself after another quick job!"
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 5:10 pm
That . . .
((Was a turn for the odd.))
So I guess that means we gotta do this ourselves . . . or I guess in this case, ourSELF, huh?
((*sigh* Yep. C'mon, let's go get the kid. Unless . . .))
You have an idea don't you . . . this is gonna be good!
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Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 5:48 pm
Now hold on.... I never said I was out. Just hard to take my little pay check from you and talk to everyone else at the same time. I mean... bad enough to suddenly have a check I wasn't paid... talking to myself? Come on... I'm not that bad.
Now... since we have the Fate of Death to go out and get... AND her little kid that's wandering the streets somewhere....
I'll take this as half payment up front.
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:47 pm
Techno was recording all the conversations through a spider outside.
He had all he needed to return to the authorities.
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