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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 7:03 am
because were stupid americans (wait right answer) Because were so smart
Why do I read?
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:24 pm
Because, Snape killed Dumbledor, and you wanted to know why. Now, you can't kick the habit. I suggest therapy.
Will I ever be a black belt?
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:28 pm
No because belts aren't racist.
What does MRSA stand for? (PM me if u want the answer)
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:29 pm
My Reed Sings Alot
Why do I keep asking questions?
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:26 pm
because you love dead puppies
why do I play saxophone?
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 11:53 am
Because you strive to fail.
Why can pleope siltl raed tihs stnecene eevn wehn all the ltertes are all srcmabeld up lkie tihs ecxpet for the frsit and lsat ltetres?
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:37 pm
Because they taught us grammar like that in second grade.
Why dont companies in the US make bras for girls with big boobs but smaller waists?
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:58 am
because the cheerleaders can't always have glory
Why do other countries call us stupid americans?
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:31 am
because their jealous of our insainly awesome black/ghetto president thats doing to much for our country right now.
Why did Chuck Norris win the game? (that you just lost)
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:10 pm
*Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you in the face.* Never question Chuck Norris.
Can't we all just get along?
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:32 pm
of course!
why are puppies so friggin cute?
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:04 pm
They're not really, they use their mind control to make you think they're cute, when they're not.
Who did it, Was it Plum in the kitchen with the candlestick?
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:21 pm
Randumb_3mo_Chik They're not really, they use their mind control to make you think they're cute, when they're not. Who did it, Was it Plum in the kitchen with the candlestick? No it was the santa at a convention with a toothbrush. Why is an owl asking how many licks?
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:02 pm
Because he is great at oral sex.
What do Hell's Bells sound like?
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:43 pm
Your mom, in bed.
Why can trombones never seam to play in tune, when their actually huge tuning slides?
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