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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:47 am
*Starts hitting Drachir with his cane* "Your right Gen, this conversation is going nowhere."
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:52 am
Gen sit's back down, and opens his tome, continuing his work.
"When one of you finally succeeds at killing me, i'll take back my comment. However, I have well over 20 'professional' assassin bodies laying in parts of the Underdark that debate differently. But, aside from that, i'm done with you. Go hunt something or someone, whatever you things do in your free time."
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:54 am
*grunts in an annoyed fashion and grabs Yam by the collar of his shirt and drags him to the other side of the cafe* You argue too much, just shush.
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:55 am
*laughs watching the slight conflict* Now I really don't know if I should be glad I'm not a mortal anymore. Anyways... *sways her tail* If concerning mages and magic, it all can be very fun and useful if it's not in the hands of an idiot. Personally, I wouldn't give up magic for anything. I loved it ever since I was a kid, that's why I became a witch even though it all ended turning me into this, I still love it.
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:55 am
Zarud, if you don't stop hitting me with that cane, you will find it in uncomfortable places. -_- I may take missions from you, but that doesn't mean you're safe from harm.
And only 20? Man, you're an amateur if you've only had 20 or so assassins after you. The mages I know must have well over 100 or 200 assassins dead by now. But hey, everyone have to start with something. But I'll leave you to your...important studies. By the way, if you ever do need to make contracts with demons, be very picky since most of them will actually give you really crappy deals that may seem good at the moment. Got a few stories about people making a wrong choice like that.
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:05 am
"I made a deal with a demon for a magic artifact once, but I defeated him with the greatest of all Evils....!"
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:07 am
You made him watch Barney the Dinosaur or Teletubbies?
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:08 am
>> I used to watch both of those when I was younger.
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:09 am
stare " Erm...no I hired a lawyer"
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:11 am
You could've made him play Superman 64. That'd be worse than the lawyer.
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:12 am
"have you ever heard of a lawyer going to heaven?"
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:15 am
Once or twice, yes. Extremely rare, though. But just because they burn in hell doesn't meant they are the evilest of evils.
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:20 am
*ponders remembering the movie "Devil's advocate" *
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:32 am
scream "Do not argue with me or I shall destroy your eternal soul with episodes of "Nanny 911""
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:34 am
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