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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:57 pm
Prince Teal I heard Talon held Vocks' hand...in a jar of acid...at a party.  it turned ot to be...not quite as fun as it sounded
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:09 pm
You were lured in by my snuff and stroll.
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:20 pm
Something about being dead. Yadda yadda.
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:28 pm
o_o Something is amiss, but I can't quite put my finger on what.
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:32 pm
No great detective is complete without a single fingered glove and a monocle. Egad!
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:38 pm
But...Ms. Voice in my Head, Tealie turns evil when he has a monocle... o.o; All aristocratic clothing has mind-control toxins.  ...or are just overly snazzy. -criminalizes "Egad"-
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:42 pm
It's all that fancy dye and fabric they use. It's intoxicating, like the smell of money. That's why drug addicts do lines with rolled up dollars.
-replaces "Egad" with "Prosit" and "Prosit" with "Unsanitary"-
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:49 pm
Exactly why we should all wear cats. Cat smell is not intoxicating. It keeps you aware and high strung, much like the kitty itself.  Also, anyone who tries to smoke a cat would be reduced to a smoldering pile of Gaian Filet. :3
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:00 pm
That's why I'm nothing more than a shadow. I tried smoking my cat once... Let's just say I was left with a new testicle and -4 livers...
I hear raccoon fur is good for keeping warm.
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:05 pm
Its also good for having legendary tales made of you even if you die pathetically in a bed at the nearest Alamo.  o.o Aww. I assume you aren't very cuddly now then.
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:10 pm
Legends are made of me every day. But, yes. Cuddle is a no-no, kind of hard to do since I'm made of lack of light.
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:12 pm
D:< -huggles Ms. Voice in Teal's Head anyways-
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:16 pm
-watches Sir Von Batt try to embrace his own head- I wonder if there are support groups for these kinds of things.
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:20 pm
"Hi, my name is Teal, and I hug the dead"? >.>  Tealie already is in rehab for hugging faces. D: ... -lays eggs in you-
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:28 pm
Rehab is an undercover amusement park for the needy.
Oh no... does this mean I'm pregnant?
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