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 Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:41 am
"I just wanted to announce to all my fans that I, John Morrison, have not only cracked the top 5 of WWE.com's Power 25 but that I'm listed at #4. and I guarantee you all that after I once again beat that worthless Punk at the Great American Bash that I will break into the top 3, maybe even score the #1 spot."
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:47 am
WOW! I want to be on the Power 25! You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to sign a contract to WWE, I'm going to go to OVW, beat up a few future jobbers and amateurs, win all their farm titles and have a year long reign, then I'm going to get called up to the main roster, punch the diva's vaginas, yell at little children during autograph signings, throw Linda McMahon out of a window, s**t a load of Stephanie's face, then win like every title in the WWE including Women's, get on the number one spot at the Power 25, and then retire only after one day as a WWE Legend! YEAH! Chuck Taylor is the man with the plan.
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:49 am
"the only plan you got is the one that fails Chuckie. that won't get you anywhere with the WWE."
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:50 am
Yeah, it will. It's planned so well. It has to work. mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:52 am
"do you have a hearing problem Upchuck?"
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:53 am
The doctor says that I have a hearing problem, thanks to years of yelling at children. Haha. Yeah. pirate
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:55 am
"you'll never make it to the big leagues Chuckie. the fans will hate you, and do you know why they'll hate you? it's cause you're ugly. you're uglier than that fat guy from the Brokeback Mountain duo."
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:59 am
Haha. You're funny, Jim Morrison. But you know what? The fans aren't going to hate me, because of my good looks. They're going to hate me, because I'll yell at children, punch out grannies...I basically walk over the fans. I'm the best heel in the wrestling business. I'm going to be big one day, and a guy with a 80's mullet isn't going to tell me otherwise. pirate
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:59 am
ahh its good to see that my peaseants of my WIF kingdom are florishing the way they should 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:01 am
king booker t ahh its good to see that my peaseants of my WIF kingdom are florishing the way they should 3nodding ...Me? Peasant? With that humor, you could be the royal jester!
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:01 am
"you're more dillusional than Booker T over there Upchuck."
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:02 am
Haha. Whatever, Jim. Get that roadkill off of your head, will ya? pirate
*Pulls on John's mullet, thinking it's fake.*
Wow! It's glued tight! gonk
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:04 am
"that's my real hair you sad excuse for a rodeo clown." *swings at Chuck's head.*
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:05 am
*Uses his heel tactics to put a little girl in the way of John's attack!*
eek
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:06 am
Jason William Reso king booker t ahh its good to see that my peaseants of my WIF kingdom are florishing the way they should 3nodding ...Me? Peasant? With that humor, you could be the royal jester! oh no of course your not a peasant my good friend,your of the noble birth like me and john over there 3nodding
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