Mala sama: "Screwing sex". Because, y'know, there are other types of sex? That don't involve screwing?
Manji the Kengo: head*
Manji the Kengo: Why the a**l breathing is very safe and effective for ejaculation and sexual orgasm control.
Manji the Kengo: I'd better get onto learning how to a**l breathing
Newtype Aznable6: Totally.
Newtype Aznable6: See you losers later.
Manji the Kengo: good luck
jagged lullaby: Later.
Mala sama: Good night. XD
Newtype Aznable6: ...I was kidding.
Manji the Kengo: He said 'I've been experimenting with your a**l breathing techniques and kegels as well. When I do kegels I do ejaculate quicker. When I do a**l breathing that doesn't happen.' for prolonging sex and more sexual orgasm.
Mala sama: ...
Manji the Kengo: arenb't kegels the thing you do when you tighten your butt?
jagged lullaby: ...
Newtype Aznable6: LOL a**s
Mala sama: I can totally see going up to strangers in bars, now, and asking them about their a**l breathing.
Newtype Aznable6: Do it.
Manji the Kengo: He said 'The chikong breathing worked! I thought your site was just after my money, but when I tried your advice my control over ejaculation was exactly like you said.
Manji the Kengo: ROFL
Newtype Aznable6: "Hey baby, how's your a**l breathing technique? You a Leo?"
jagged lullaby: XD
Manji the Kengo: WHAT?!
Manji the Kengo: one sec
Manji the Kengo: He said 'since I've begun doing your chi kung exercises, that I've noticed the some of the hair on my beard going from gray to black ' for more sexual orgasm.
Manji the Kengo: HOW DOES THIS AFFECT ANYTHING?!
Manji the Kengo: EFFECT
Manji the Kengo: AFFECT
Newtype Aznable6: FIST OF THE NORTH STAR
Manji the Kengo: /siigh
jagged lullaby: Oh god..
Manji the Kengo: how does your beard going from gray to black help your orgasms?
jagged lullaby: Nabs, Stream, Shouj, Hila, and Kin are so missing out.
Mala sama: Proof that Kung Fu isn't just good for fighting or soccer. It improves your sexual orgasms! :O
Manji the Kengo: the Finger Pliers stimulation can make her achieve sexual orgasm, but his big p***s cannot?
Manji the Kengo: mmmm finger pliers
Mala sama: ...
Manji the Kengo: poor guy
Mala sama: Man, oh, man.
Mala sama: I really need to get to bed, but this is so hard to leave. XD
Manji the Kengo: 'I have been practicing some of the ideas you have given me before. I have to say I am now in control of my ejaculations!!!
jagged lullaby: ..finger pliers? wtf..
Mala sama: This is just...too good. XD
Manji the Kengo: don't leeeave mala
Newtype Aznable6: This man is like the Kenshiro of sex.
Manji the Kengo: Thanks Dr. Your a**l breathing and power-up method has successfully helping me to solve the premature ejaculation.
Mala sama: How could I possibly go to bed now when I could learn more about a**l breathing techniques?
Newtype Aznable6: "YOU HAVE ALREADY ORGASMED!"
Mala sama: XD!!!
Mala sama: Oh, s**t.
Mala sama: That made me laugh. Lots.
Manji the Kengo: I MADE YOU ORGASM EIGHTYFOUR TIMES BEFORE I EVEN HAD TO MOVE
jagged lullaby: ...
Manji the Kengo: You know...
Manji the Kengo: I had no idea that when the p***s becomes firm and erecte, it was called the "ballooning state"
jagged lullaby: ...
Newtype Aznable6: When I was little we just called it a boner.
jagged lullaby: Oh god..this is getting too much for me. xD
Manji the Kengo: And here I was, always thinking it was called a boner or an erection
Manji the Kengo: oh s**t
Manji the Kengo: retarded ejaculation
Manji the Kengo: one sec i gotta read this
Hilaroma has left the room.
Mala sama: XD
Newtype Aznable6: ...
Newtype Aznable6: HILA
Newtype Aznable6: JUST IN TIME
Manji the Kengo: jaculation Dysfunction/Retarded Ejaculation- No or Low seminal production for male infertility and orgasmic dysfunction! Warning on Antidepressants : Possible Suicide, Severe Depression, Anxiety, Panic Attacks in Children and Adults
Manji the Kengo: Over-masturbation, over-ejaculation can kill the liver, adrenal and testicular functions
Mala sama: "Dude, your mother's retarded." "Oh, yeah, well your ejaculation's retarded!"
