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 Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:12 pm
*peers at the jukebox* Why are you so short today?
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:13 pm
If'n TeeVee means those movin' pictures whut keep yellin' out "IT'S HEX! GET HIIIIIIIM" evr'y time Ah walk around, Ah think Ah'll pass.
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:15 pm
They try to kill you on tv too? Have you ever considered shaking hands with people instead of drawing?
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:17 pm
Don't help. Seems Ah cain't stretch mah legs in the morning wi'fout someone tryin' tuh kill me. And in thuh damn future they keep tryin' tuh do it with things like giant flyin' contraptions, mechanical men and fancy damn ray guns.
An' that's not even bringin' up thuh giant chest-burrowin' leeches.
It's enuff tuh make a guy sour, tell yuh whut.
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:18 pm
The TV isn't all that bad. Everyone knows it's the COMPUTER you need to fear.
<_<
>_>
It's jealous of the TV and will kick its Revolution into high-gear someday!
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:19 pm
*realizes he was talking to a jukebox* redface
*finds a seat*
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:20 pm
Look, tomorrow morning when you get up, rather than going for your morning shootout, try helping a little old lady across the street instead, and maybe a change of diet will help?
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:20 pm
Haven't seen any lil' ol' ladies since Ah came tuh 2047. Mebbe they're extinct?
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:21 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:22 pm
Hey, Ah only shot ONE lil' ol' lady, an' she deserved it.
Okay, mebbe two.
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:23 pm
...or three or four. Maybe if you cut your caffeine intake?
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:25 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:25 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:26 pm
Coffee... nevermind, instead of doing all of that stuff, why not take a trip to hell with me to visit my ex?
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:27 pm
Well there's an offer no one could refuse... xd
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