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 Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:43 am
wish granted, michael jackson happens to be free.
I wish that i can get my book published.
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:09 pm
Lyoko_Alchemist wish granted, michael jackson happens to be free. I wish that i can get my book published. Granted. After months of heavy editing (to the point of changing the subject matter entirely), the Grace and Truth clearinghouse releases your book as a disturbing piece of Fundamentalist propaganda. As a result, millions of nonbelievers (including you) begin to follow a hyperconservative brand of Christian Fundamentalism and invade South Carolina, which they transform into an enormous leering Fundie Death Star, with which they shoot a large-gantic cross into the earth, marking it as one planet under God. AMEN. I wish I could figure out what to wish for.
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:24 am
Semper Fiasco Lyoko_Alchemist wish granted, michael jackson happens to be free. I wish that i can get my book published. Granted. After months of heavy editing (to the point of changing the subject matter entirely), the Grace and Truth clearinghouse releases your book as a disturbing piece of Fundamentalist propaganda. As a result, millions of nonbelievers (including you) begin to follow a hyperconservative brand of Christian Fundamentalism and invade South Carolina, which they transform into an enormous leering Fundie Death Star, with which they shoot a large-gantic cross into the earth, marking it as one planet under God. AMEN. I wish I could figure out what to wish for. Granted. You figure out what to wish for, but now you can't really wish for anything at all. That was pretty dumb. I mean hell, you used it to find out what you wanted and--pfft--there goes your chanceI wish the spice girls were still around. xd
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:04 am
granted but they show up over 70, but saggy and baggy but still wearing the same old out fits, and waft the smell of old lady wherever they go. enjoy
I wish i had fairy godparents? (I hate that show...)
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:30 pm
Granted: sadly, you foolishly wish to become Crocker and turn yourself in.
I wish that instead of getting allergies I got a loving cuddle from my pet rabbit. o_o
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:46 am
granted, but your pet rabbit ends up being the b*****d son/daughter of the monty pythons killer bunny, and kills you........
I wish i passed geomtry and french and didn't have to retake them. crying
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:14 pm
Congratulations! You passed all your classes with flying colors and are valedictorian!
Sadly, the next day your school was shut down by the state for teaching total shite. XD
I wish I could have caffeine. u_u
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:48 pm
Granted! But, tragically, you had too much caffeine and your heart exploded.
I wish I was real crying
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:20 pm
granted, but after being caught in the daze of finally living on the human plane....your caught off gaurd and swopped up into a reality television show that bribed you 1,000, 000. to not have human contact for thirty years....sadly by the time you reach that point....the people who started the show...are dead.. *breathes
I wish i could erase ceratin aspects of my life (That i choose) forever.
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:33 pm
Granted: you can erase from all existence parts of your life. However (this one's for you nerdy anime fans, based on the one episode of FMA I've seen) due to the law of Equivalent Exchange, it poofs into a different reality. Since you have more than one regret, all of those parts come together to form an alternate universe. They breach the barrier between their world and ours and all of your past actions come back to haunt you as nega-you parades a campaign against normal you. Bizarro!
I wish my girlfriend's store would be remodeled already so she can return to work has enough money to spoil me on our anniversary. biggrin
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:07 pm
granted the shop finishes its remodel, but becomes a money pit after faulty light fixtures were installed. Her spoiling you turns out being a burning to the oldies richard simmons work out video, taped on live television. Shouldn't have mentioned to her how you wanted to loose those few pounds...
I wish........i didn't need braces
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:12 pm
Granted, but all your teeth fall out.
I wish I had a pizza right now biggrin
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:17 pm
(Damn that kills me habible)
Granted but someone without a hirnet made it, and it wasn't cooked properly.
i wish i could get another cat.
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:19 pm
Lyoko_Alchemist (Damn that kills me habible) Granted but someone without a hirnet made it, and it wasn't cooked properly. i wish i could get another cat. Granted: the bad part? He's inside you. I wish I had healthy freshly-made meals thrice a day.
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