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 Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:06 pm
"Flying is throwing yourself to the ground and missing"
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 1:50 am
I like that one ^
"Life is like a Peach, Kinda round and fuzzy."
~my bro
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:04 pm
This is from a movie called LadyHawke
Soldier #1: Where is Navarre?
Phillipe: Navarre? Navarre? Ah yes. Big man, black horse. I thought I saw him ride south.
Soldier #2: Ha, then we ride north.
Phillipe: It isn't polite to assume that someone is a liar when you've only just met them.
Soldier #1: And yet you knew we would. We ride south.
Phillipe: [talking to God] I told the truth, Lord. How can I learn any moral lessons when you keep confusing me this way?
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:51 pm
" I was so mad so very, very mad i could have killed Herbert!" Silriel who was at the moment quoteing someone else.
" * coughs* Thanks for the giant hug Silreil it's bad enough i couldn't breath before...." Me talking to silriel before the opening of renaissance Faire and she gave me a huge bone crushing hug while i was wearing a bodice.
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:27 pm
"But no! Hurbert was the Family Pet!"
Well I figured if you could only half breath, I might as well put you out of your misery and make it so you couldn't breath at all blaugh sweatdrop . any whoo...
Speaking of Renfaire..:
*two guys in tights and other 1600's garb up on the stage dancing and singing:
"Weeee're Bold and Stupid men!
The earth is where we rome.
Your kind donations,
Will keep us out of your homes!!"
~from the Bold and Stupid Men show, need I say more?
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:18 am
"running wont kill you. you'll pass out first"
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:46 pm
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with barbeque sauce."
--Aubrey Myer--
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:32 am
"from now on. the mice that get steriods dont' go in the maze" scientist
"life should be like a video game. where you can go back to your save points and correct your mistakes. i just have to remember to save every five minutes" Piro
j00 spidey, dats not your spidersense, thats your hair on fire. " that one guy from megatokyo [my superhero friend, your hair has caught on fire]
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:38 am
oh, of course, everything in this room is eatible, even I'M eatible, but that my dear children is called cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies
GOOD MORNING STARSHINE! THE EARTH SAYS "HELLO"
lets keep on trucking
whatever you do, dont' touch that squirrel's nuts... he goes a little crazy
well, you can only get whipped cream if its whipped with whips. everyone knows that!
Willy wonka
Candy doesn't have to have a point. thats what makes it candy.
Charlie bucket
"..."
oompa loompa therapist
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:08 am
"I resemble that remark!"
~My grandfather
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:07 am
Silriel This is from a movie called LadyHawke Soldier #1: Where is Navarre? Phillipe: Navarre? Navarre? Ah yes. Big man, black horse. I thought I saw him ride south. Soldier #2: Ha, then we ride north. Phillipe: It isn't polite to assume that someone is a liar when you've only just met them. Soldier #1: And yet you knew we would. We ride south. Phillipe: [talking to God] I told the truth, Lord. How can I learn any moral lessons when you keep confusing me this way? hey I was just watching that the other day. blaugh heart Phillipe (after stealing a soliders puse) [to God]: I know I promised Lord, but I also know that you know what a weak-willed person I am.
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:49 am
*funtoys singing* i am extraordinary if you ever get to know me, i am extraordinary i'm just your ordinary average every day sane physco super goddess.. *funtoys lets the music play for a second*
wait... i'm not a goddess.
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 12:25 pm
blaugh It's a great movie!!
my friend "Indeed."
me: "Hey! That's my line!"
M F: "No it isn't I stole it!"
me *pouts*
later on
me: "Indeed, Ha! I got it back!"
(It didn't go exactly like that, but it's close enough)
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 12:27 pm
totodog *funtoys singing* i am extraordinary if you ever get to know me, i am extraordinary i'm just your ordinary average every day sane physco super goddess.. *funtoys lets the music play for a second* wait... i'm not a goddess. LOL!! That's just priceless!
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 5:58 pm
theres no earthly way of knowing
which direction we are flowing
is it raining is it pouring
is a hurricane a blowing
not a speck of light is showing
so the danger must be growing
are the fires of hell aglowing?
is the grisly reaper moaning?
YES!!!! the danger must be growing
for the rowers keep on rowing
and they certainly arent' showing
any sign that they are slowing
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