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 Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 4:05 pm
That sounds awful, but hey whatever gets the grade.
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 2:46 am
Because nothing gets the theater buffs more riled up than a tragedy, which an emo is.
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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 1:42 am
Twilight is not a tragedy. Twilight is a parody.
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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 1:34 pm
It's a tragedy that it exists.
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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 4:44 pm
its a tragedy that people watch it and ENJOY it
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 9:56 pm
It's also a tragedy of the trends it created...
Team Edward 4 lyfe.
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 6:12 pm
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 8:30 pm
h percent of the movies budget has to go to Robert pattinson's hair product
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 5:22 am
lol That is not a joke...that is fact. Hair gel embedded with lithium cause even his hair looks sad. I believe that's what Justin Chatwin went for when he played Goku in the Dragonball movie.
After I yar harr'd New Moon (cause I ain't givin them a red cent of my money)...I got to say...this Bella girl is the most shallow, manipulative, sociopath put on film. When you see 'specials' and s**t like that on tv, they portray this girl as the embodiment of womanhood. She like c**k teases Jacob throughout the entire movie. It wouldn't take much for you, sweetheart. Just say something.
"Look...I know it's weird, but I love the pale sunuvabitch. Yes, he looks like a tampon, and I can count his chest hairs on one hand. But I wanna ride that vampire."
clearly, btw, these werewolves are an allegory for homosexuality.
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 1:39 pm
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 5:00 pm
No no, the vampires LOOK gay (in a stereotypical sense).
There's a part in the film where Jacob saves Bella and she proceeds to thank him by calling him a monster. Something also along the lines of "It's what you do and it disgustin!!" and Shark Boy is all "I'm sorry you feel that way....but I WAS BORN THIS WAY!"
If you're going to go all 'hidden meaning' on something...Twilight is not the vehicle to do it.
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 5:45 pm
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 9:01 am
Oh an there's this part...I was damn near offended. She awakes and there is this Closeup of Romeo and Juliet on her table or whatever.
Wow...subtle.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 9:08 am
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