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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:16 pm
Granted. I conqured the world so no more war cool
I wish my plans for conquest were complete :o
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 11:31 pm
Gamer Girl Dusty Granted. I conqured the world so no more war cool I wish my plans for conquest were complete : o Granted, but me and my friends over-take you, steal the plans and domiate the world ourselves. I wish I had a life.
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:02 am
*laughs maniacally* good joke cool
Granted. Now your life is your newfound hobbie: fecal flinging!
I wish capitalism didnt steal my virginity crying
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:20 pm
Granted, but I stole your virginity instead.
I wish Shaq would bone my oppresive history teacher.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:32 pm
MadGnu Granted, but I stole your virginity instead. I wish Shaq would bone my oppresive history teacher. Granted. Then he boned you. I wish for a pony.
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 7:41 am
Sure, you get a pony, but on your first pony ride, it bucks you off, throwing you to the ground, and lands on top of you, breaking every bone in your body.
I wish I had enough gaia gold to afford a kiki, damnit.
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:41 pm
Granted, but it was a hack and you get cuaght. You can never use Gaia again.
I wish I could see my girlfriend every day. I need to kiss her again.
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 6:27 pm
Granted, but she goes to see all the horny Gaia Geeks and kisses them first.
I wish I had the ability to shapeshift.
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 7:42 pm
Granted.
Unfortunately, one day, you accidently turned into a giant pile of s**t (who knows why!) and were unable to transform back. For the rest of your days, you will be a walking, talking, pile of cow feces.
No buttsecks 4u cool
I wish that I had a nice drink right now, because I've felt like I've had fever the past few days X_x
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:22 pm
Granted, but you drink a glass of mammal sauce.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of mammal sauce.
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:56 pm
MadGnu Granted, but you drink a glass of mammal sauce. I wish I had an unlimited supply of mammal sauce. Granted but it's infected with rabies I wish I was tired so I could sleep
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:59 pm
granted. but...i dunno, when you fall asleep, you get farted on by your older brother DX
i wish it was already june 9 so i could be at akon with mel D:
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:53 am
granted. you now have 5 days to live, as you die on the 14th June xp
i wish i wasn't so cold
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:06 am
Granted, but your only warm because of the third degree burns covering 90% of your body
I wish I had more money
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 3:48 pm
Tirion Granted, but your only warm because of the third degree burns covering 90% of your body I wish I had more money granted but its in alien currency which is totally useless because no one believes its alien money i wish i didn't feel so sick
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