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 Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:37 am
I pick up the coat and get all snug in it, but come to find out it's covered in small pox and other deadly diseases. I die in a few hours.
I drop my x-mas stocking.
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:35 am
i search through said stocking only to get my hand caught in a mouse trap...my circulation is cut off and my hand is amputated...i die from loss of blood.
i drop my cell phone
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:17 pm
Not having learned my lesson on picking up random cell phones, I pick up the phone and make a prank call. The police figure out it was me and beat me to a pulp.
I drop a plastic cup.
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:31 pm
I pick up the plastic cup and try to drink the air. I choke on it and die. T-T
I drop my new paramore poster.
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:19 pm
i pick up the paramore poster and excitedly hang it on my wall only to discover that it wasn't copyrighted so i get arrested and die of misery in jail...
i drop my converses.
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:01 pm
I pick up the converses, but ti turns out they were stolen from a mass murderer. He stabs me with a knife.
I drop a nacho chip
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:13 pm
I pick up the nacho chip and put it in my mouth. I start to chew on it and I come down while it is vertical and split one of my teeth in half (True story T.T). It also turns out that the chip had a deadly virus which gets into my blood stream. I die within minutes.
I drop a clarinet reed.
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 7:23 pm
I pick it up and while getting it ready it goes down my throat. at first it makes me squeak, but then I choke and die
I drop a steering wheel.
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:17 pm
this ones hard..... I found a steering weel started playing with it. Someone though I was a loner so they took there steering weel, and threw it at my neck, then fell off a clif, and died. as I fell......
I dropped my tuner
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:27 am
I pick up the tuner and try tuning my stringless piano. my band director kills me for stupidity.
I drop all 88 piano keys.
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:58 am
I pick up the piano keys and proceed to sell them to a pawn shop. Turns out the shop is owned by drug lords so, they shoot me for the heck of it.
I drop a chewing gum wrapper.
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:25 pm
I pick up the gum wrapper, and, when I see that no one is looking, I lick said wrapper. Finding the taste somewhat okay, I eat the wrapper and choke and die.
I drop an empty soda can.
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:49 am
I pick up the empty soda can and attempt to drink the imaginary soda can. I choke on the imaginary soda.
I drop a cordless phone.
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 11:40 am
I picked up my boomerang in hopes of slashing someone in peices and having the it return to me but it missed the person I was striving to hit. I was so shocked when it returned to me I wasnt paying attention and it split me into two. xp
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 11:46 am
(I guess a boomerang has been dropped. confused )
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