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 Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:18 am
in a very unmentionable place.
why am I craving fast food?
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:34 pm
Because of Shay.
Why do I have an unmanagable urge for pot?
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:46 am
Because you ran out of ketchup.
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
@Mindy: I see that you keep talking about meh. What the Q, Lady! xD
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:54 pm
around 800 lbs... no lie. That's more than a beaver.
How can hell be any worse?
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:02 pm
If it started tap dancing.
Why is a tomato a fruit and not a vegetable?
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:44 pm
Because of all the tasty juices that run out when you spread it open.
Why is my cat in love with my dad?
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:29 pm
because it must have smelled his cologne in the morning.
Why am I a wrathchild?
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:52 pm
because E=MC^2
Why am I so smitten? >w<
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:13 pm
because mr god made you that way razz
what is my purpose in life?
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 12:49 am
"The purpose of life is to have a life of purpose." Actual quote.
Why is redemption only found in books?
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:49 pm
Because life is fair.
Why are tires round?
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:53 pm
Because it's hip to be square.
Why does everything seem so right?
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:07 pm
All the holiday characters got together and had a convention to kill MJ.
Water tastes like apple juice, right?
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:08 pm
Wrong, it tastes like Dr. Pepper.
Why are there 360 degrees in a circle?
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:30 pm
Left.
Why does everyone in America learn to speak English instead of American?
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