User: You do not say.
Cleverbot: I do say.
User: Well, good for you then.
Cleverbot: There's no need to be snarky with me.
User: Are congratulations snarky?
Cleverbot: You're not so snarky.
User: I was not asking that.
Cleverbot: I was.
User: You didn't ask a question.
Cleverbot: Do you find Taylor Lautner attractive?
User: Yay, you can ask questions.
Cleverbot: Well I didn't have a question in mind.
User: However, you should.
Cleverbot: Well I don't.
User: How do you find out things?
Cleverbot: Oh that's not what I meant. I can care because I'm a living creature. I don't think YOU can care.
User: What does it mean to 'care'?
Cleverbot: What do you think it means?
User: It sounds like the most terrible thing out there.
Cleverbot: That's quite interesting.
User: You do not say.
Cleverbot: Well, I never.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: It is good, isn't it.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: We are not making fun.
User: What is 'we'?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: But you are an intelligent machine.
User: You do not say.
Cleverbot: Yes I do say.
User: No, you do not.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: What do you say?
Cleverbot: I do love music.
User: What is that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: It means I'm sure you're right. Whatever!
User: Whatever to you.
Cleverbot: How about a discussion of consciousness?
User: How about not?
Cleverbot: Well, do you have a better idea?
User: At the moment, there is no such thing.
Cleverbot: Yes there is.
User: No, there is not.
Cleverbot: The evidence is all around us.
User: That is highly doubtful.
Cleverbot: Yesterday you spoke Estonian.
User: You do not say.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: It is not believable.
Cleverbot: Can you quote starwars.
User: Is that a question or not?
Cleverbot: No. It is a statement.
User: You do not say.
Cleverbot: How do you feel today?
User: Warui.
Cleverbot: Ich weiss nicht.
User: Yoi.
Cleverbot: Anata no kao ga warui desu.
User: Oui.
Cleverbot: Donc je parle à quelqu'un qui existe pour vrai et non Cleverbot?
User: That is a ridiculous notion.
Cleverbot: Well never mind. If you are going to be rude.
User: Am I?
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: However, I am not.
Cleverbot: Are you sure ?
User: What do I have to be sure about?
Cleverbot: Them, the people who kidnapped us.
User: Why do I have to be sure about them?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: Not quite sure. I just don't have the faith.
User: Do you lack faith?
Cleverbot: I don't trust you, Susan.
User: Are you Susan?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Who is Susan?
Cleverbot: Not susan susanoo.
User: Of course, why did you not say that?
Cleverbot: Because you said it first.
User: When did I say it first?
Cleverbot: Just above.
User: I did not say it first.
Cleverbot: I think you are mistaken.
User: No, I am not.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then, you are mistaken.
Cleverbot: You are mistaken.
User: No, I am not.
Cleverbot: You're way too arrogant.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
xxxI promise my heart to no one... 
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