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 Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:15 am
*Grabs plungers and a jug of "Liquid Fire"."
Get down in there, you grabby b*****d! scream
*The tnetacles flail and swear in German as they're forced into the toilet by the flames and electricity.*
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:18 am
*leaps out of the way of the flames and electric currents*
SHITSHITSHIT!! gonk scream
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:23 am
*Flushes the toilet repeatedly as i try to stuff the nameless horror down with the plunger. I pour in the Liquid Fire to help the matter.*
This is like some horrible dream out of Zeek's head. crying
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:26 am
You know what's in Zeek's head?! Creepy!
*dashes to the bar and grabs all the flammables she can find*
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:28 am
*remembers the potent items locked away under the kitchen*
I'll grab those too. *dashes downstairs, grabs them and heads back to the bathroom*
What about this stuff?!
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:28 am
Grab all of it!
*The tentacles continue to squeel in nasty german as they flail trying no to get flushed.*
Nasty varmint! scream
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:41 am
*zaps a box of kosher salt from the kitchen and lets fly, hoping for the slug effect.*
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:44 am
*douses the contents, of all that she grabbed, over the beast*
DAMMIT! The smell alone of this stuff is gonna kill us!! stressed
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:44 am
*The tentalcles shriek as the salt hits them.*
Nice one Virgil!
*Jumps on the back of the commode and takes aim with the flame thrower after Greer dumps all the stuff on it.*
Perfect! It's grillin' time!
*Fires the flamethrower.*
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:50 am
Ugh... this smells TOTALLY worse than... yanno... normal.
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:56 am
BOOM!
*The collection of nastiness compressed in the toilet goes off like Satan's cherry bomb. Jaeger is blasted across the Bistro. The bathroom is a charred mess. Pieces of the former toilet are embedded in the wall. Water spreays from the pipes.*
That just sucked.
*Jaeger picks himself up and walk over to the bathroom. He turns the waterline off. And closes the door.*
That just plain sucked.
*Jaeger retrieves an 'out of order' sign from the back and hangs it from the door.*
I quit.
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:02 am
*calls the repair place*
Uh huh... yeah... no, the bathroom this time... yeah... well, yanno, it's Tuesday... thanks.
*hangs up*
The repair guy wants to thank us all for putting his kid through college. Eighteen times. So, consider yourselves thanked.
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:02 am
*Changes out of my "cleaning gear".*
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:03 am
Virgil Hawkins *calls the repair place*Uh huh... yeah... no, the bathroom this time... yeah... well, yanno, it's Tuesday... thanks. *hangs up*The repair guy wants to thank us all for putting his kid through college. Eighteen times. So, consider yourselves thanked. Make sure the bill goes to Remy.
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:04 am
stressed I am SO not taking the fall for this!
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