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 Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:06 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:08 am
Stay back, Virgil! If something happens, it's up to you to stop this atrocity!
*Opens the door.*
If i don't come out... tell Kitty my last thoughts were of her!
*Enters the boiler room*
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:16 am
*salutes Jaeger then starts playing Taps*
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:18 am
*A crahing sound is heardfrom the boiler room.*
Razzum frazzum som'b***h pile a monkey nuts!
*Smoke creeps out from under the door.*
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:26 am
Uh... K.
*readies electric goodness*
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:27 am
*jumps to the rafters and hisses*
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:31 am
*The boiler room door flies open and Jaeger is shot across the room smasking into the opposite wall.*
So that's that way it is, is it?! scream
*Marches back towards the boiler room.*
It's on like Donkey Kong, b***h! scream
*Heads back into the boiler room and slams the door shut. Muffled clammor and a torrent of obscenities are heard.*
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:43 am
*Door flies open again. Horrible looking tentacles emerge, one of them whipping jaeger around in the air.*
BACK! BACK! RETURN TO THE NAMELESS PIT OF GERMAN WATERFOWL SODOMY FROM WHICH YOU SPAWNED! scream
*The tentacle slams jaeger to the floor as he tries to cook it with the flamethrower.*
s**t! Any time now Virgil! scream
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:54 am
*Cuts loose with the flamethrower.*
Dammit! Where's Squirrel Girl when you need her!?
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:59 am
*leaps out of the way of the flames* Watch the tail! scream
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:01 am
eek
Sorry! sweatdrop
*Tries the aim the flamethrower better as the tentacles drag me around.*
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:03 am
*zaps the tentacles and attempts to steer them into the toilet for maximum effect*
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:05 am
Son of a....*strips down to her uniform and attacks the tentacle holding Jaeger*
GROWL!!! scream
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:08 am
*Is momentarily distracted by Greer stripping.*
Hubba hubba. heart
*Regaining my composure I focus the tlame throw trying to help steer the tentacles towards the toilet.*
For the love of Jack Kirby, someone grab a plunger! gonk scream
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:12 am
*grabs the jukebox and siphons off the power source, amping up the wattage*
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