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Wow! You have a woman! A woman! You know what I'm going to do to your woman? I'm going to punch her in the boob, then I'm going to punch her in the v****a, then I'm going to punch her ovaries, then I'm going to punch her face, then I'll s**t a load in her mouth, laugh at how muffled her voice is, then I'm going to kick her kids, point and laugh at them as they cry, then I'm going to go home, watch re-runs of Roseanne, laugh myself silly, then go to bed, because I'll be really tired of laughing, then I'm going to wake up with morning wood. Yeah! Best plan ever!

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*Stops making little wooden stick dolls and tries to figure out what the hell that guy just said.*

"Uh...Well."

*Looks at Chuck.*

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"ONLY I CAN DO THAT!"

Rebecca looks up at Nash. "What?"
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WHOA! I bet you're a witch! You know what else I bet? I bet you have a black cat named Whiskers, a black cauldron, a big a** wart on your face, a flying broom that also doubles as a vibrator, and a hat that's pointier than the thing in my pants! Haha! You witch!

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*Puts a curse on Chuck..now he REALLY wants Nash to give him a gimmick just like Machismo and Sonjay.* ninja

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*LATCHES ONTO NASH!*

I WANT A GIMMICK! ninja