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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:14 pm
Rex Mason Lucifer Morningstar Zatanna Zatara Lucifer Morningstar *sports a new pin: "kiss me, I'm evil."* Don't go into the A/M/C with that on. You'll never be able to get all the fangirl-ash off your jacket. I can incinerate them at a glance. They annoy me. Like rabid squirrels. Small, too chattery, prone to violence and all they want is your nuts. Ah, such is the linguistic skills of our devil. How are you, Luce? Well enough. I have a candy cane, and therefore am in a benevolent mood.
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:16 pm
Zatanna Zatara Lucifer Morningstar Zatanna Zatara Lucifer Morningstar *sports a new pin: "kiss me, I'm evil."* Don't go into the A/M/C with that on. You'll never be able to get all the fangirl-ash off your jacket. I can incinerate them at a glance. They annoy me. Like rabid squirrels. Small, too chattery, prone to violence and all they want is your nuts. Say what you like about sweaty fanboys, at least they're not shrill when they're grunting and drooling at you.
I've never incinerated one, but there's a kid in Milwaukee who still has to act like a chicken every time he hears someone sing The Girl From Ipanema. I'd have picked a more popular song frankly. Or anything they play to get in the mood. She lays on the bed, plays Berry White, and he struts in like poultry.
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:18 pm
you people and your torturing of fanboys, such fun.
*Shifts to a booth and gets a few beers.*
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:18 pm
What else are you supposed to do with them?
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:20 pm
Lucifer Morningstar What else are you supposed to do with them? Put them in a cage and dangle the latest variant cover above them, have a good ol fight to the death.
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:20 pm
Lucifer Morningstar I'd have picked a more popular song frankly. Or anything they play to get in the mood. She lays on the bed, plays Berry White, and he struts in like poultry. It is probably quite difficult to be aroused by a man who's just laid an egg. Then again, you hear stories...
Anyway, of course you'd pick a popular song. You're evil. Says so on this. *flicks "Kiss me, I'm Evil" pin*
I'm a nice person. Or as nice a person as it's possible to be when you've done the worm with you-know-who.
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:22 pm
Zatanna Zatara I'm a nice person. Or as nice a person as it's possible to be when you've done the worm with you-know-who. I can add "ineffable" to my boudoir resume then?
cool
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:23 pm
John Constantine Zatanna Zatara I'm a nice person. Or as nice a person as it's possible to be when you've done the worm with you-know-who. I can add "ineffable" to my boudoir resume then?
cool John, if anyone on this planet is F-able, it's you.
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:26 pm
I dunno whether to be proud, or insulted...
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:26 pm
Rex Mason Lucifer Morningstar What else are you supposed to do with them? Put them in a cage and dangle the latest variant cover above them, have a good ol fight to the death. This is an interesting prospect. Rather, I'd prefer some form of experimental surgery. They like Liefeld's art so much, let's see if it really id possible for people to look like that.
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:27 pm
KittyPryde And you look as handsome as ever. Having a good Hannekah, love?
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:29 pm
Yeah it was good. ((I believe the last night was well, last night)) Plans for Christmas?
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:30 pm
Lucifer Morningstar This is an interesting prospect. Rather, I'd prefer some form of experimental surgery. They like Liefeld's art so much, let's see if it really id possible for people to look like that. Short of replacing their spine with a slinky, I don't see it happening, meself.
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:32 pm
*Flies in...
FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET!!!!*
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:39 pm
KittyPryde Yeah it was good. ((I believe the last night was well, last night)) Plans for Christmas? Hopefully find somewhere warm and dry to spend it.
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