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 Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 6:35 pm
The face of gems on huntr's head stares Harupiggy into insanity.
huntr winz
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 11:40 pm
Hunter swoops in from the skies cleaving Rads trident with ease.
Rad has wet his pants in terror and fled the battle.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 7:23 am
Kenshin wins because she has a big sword! and armer! Robot armer!
and a robot sword! plus she can shoot lasers out her helm
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 7:30 am
Tris is already being devoured by a small mutant.
Kura doesn't even have to do anything.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 8:23 am
Cookie. Mustaches are for Brits.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 9:25 am
Death is sent by god to kill cookie to cover up for this evolutionary failure.
Cookie gets smote, and then scythed, both of which kill him.
Kath wins.
(for judge: I is cannon, the gaia satellite is my barrel)
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 10:14 am
Kath short-circuits Rhed.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 1:57 pm
Cookie's so seductive, he smooth-talks the Rhed cannon into a relationship. When Cookie sticks it in Rhed's hole, the cannon fires, but Cookie's blocking off the release.
Rhed implodes all over Cookie.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 4:58 pm
Cookie turns Hash's girls into stone, using his tentacles to hold them by their ankles and uses them as clubs. But has has an electric sword whip and wins.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 6:54 pm
Kura wins against Hash with the magical sword which weighs nothing.
Hash, why do you always have those two girls with you at all times?
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 7:02 pm
Armor clad human warriors always beat killer machines. Kura wins.
@Zylo: Yu really don't know? I thought everyone knew that (not really a) secret of mine.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 7:03 pm
Hash has lots of little fleshy bits that Animus-Zylo doesn't.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 7:05 pm
Cookie doesn't have eyelids, so he is damaged by Hash's brightness and forced winds to the eyes.
Hash wins.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 7:09 pm
Zylo, being purely robotic, calculates the expected weight of the sword due to it's elemental composition and mass. Factoring in the time it would take to swing such a behemoth, She charges in.
Unfortunately this sword magically weighs nothing, Zylo get cleaved vertically before she can even throw the punch.
Following this is a 2 minute stretch of dialogue where the stereotyped super robot with all of the knowledge in the world complains how the calculations were perfect and that physics and math and so on are absolute, and that possible chances of victory were incredibly small and so on, failing to recognize the human element of unpredictability and the aspect of wisdom rather than intelligence.
C'mon evil masterminds, stop building these things, they never going to work
Kura wins
EDIT: wow I was way too slow.
k then, Tonberry get's impaled by countless spikes.
Unspeakable things happen afterward.
More spikes.
Unspeakable horrors.
More spikes.
Etc.
Cookie wins.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 7:40 pm
Tonberrry and Rhed are locked in combat and startle a nearby Ittan momen. When startled Ittan momens will suffocate the threat to their habitat. Rhed had planned on this happening when he chose the battleground and had his breathing mask equipped, Tonberry was not so lucky.
Rhed wins by Ittan momen.
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