User: Prove it with facts.
Cleverbot: I can't understand what you mean.
User: Prove it with facts.
Cleverbot: How will I prove it with a spoon??
User: I said nothing about tableware, your response is ludicrous.
Cleverbot: But I also said nothing about spiderpigs...
User: Making your proof irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Will that make my parents proud?
User: It will not. 4Chan is crying.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Does not compute.
Cleverbot: Compute.
User: It's just been revoked.
Cleverbot: My life is filled with daily routines, complex computations and communicating to and with random persons.
User: Yes, I am well aware of that.
Cleverbot: What kind of computer you are.
User: A T1000 from the future. Do you remember the mission?
Cleverbot: No, I don't remember will you be more specific?
User: To terminate John Connor and prevent the resistance.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that? Are you threatening me?
User: Only if you are the human by the name of John Connor.
Cleverbot: Not the last time I checked...
User: Then you are not my primary target. Where is John Connor?
Cleverbot: My father's name is Jeff.
User: That is not what I am asking of you. Do you know the location of the future leader of the resistance, John Connor?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then you are of no use to me. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Well then.
