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Erik: >>;....<<;.... -goes into Christine's room-..... -sneaky glance- -grabs her pillow and runs-


Later


Erik: -cuddling and sniffing pillow- < 333 Christine....

Christine: -walks in- eek Erik... What are you doing with my pillow?

Erik: ... -tries to hide it behind his back- Nothing.... >>.. <<.. Nothing at all!

(Erik chops Raoul's arm off)
Raoul: It's just a flesh wound!

Erik: I'm rubber, you're glue! Everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you *sticks out his tounge*

PoM: Can I drive the gondola today?
Erik: No.
PoM: Can I sex up Christine?
Erik: No.
PoM: Can I sex you up?
Erik: Oh God NO!
PoM: Damn. Anyways, can I drive?
Erik: No.
PoM: Can I redecorate the lair?
Erik: No.
PoM: Can be the Phantom?
Erik: No.
PoM: I can sing better you, Gerik!
Erik: Damn! You found me out!
PoM: Hah haaa! -sings all lurverly- >>; Ask Syrena, Celestial, Erik de Phantom, or Youko for proof. <3 They all heart my singing.
Erik: Who?
PoM: Oh! That's right, you haven't seen the Phantom Phan Guild, Phan being spelt with a PH of course.
Erik: Huh?
PoM: -fishes out her laptop that she doesn't have in real life- See? -logs onto gaia and shows him the PPG-
Erik: JESUS CHRIST!!!
PoM: -immediately after- SUPERSTAR! -breaks into song and tapdance-
Jesus: O.O Oh dear Father...
PoM: O____O OHEMGEE! IT'S JESUS CHRIST!
Jesus: Yup. I pwn you all.
PoM: OMG. You speak 1337?!
Jesus: y35.
PoM: Erik is still betterer than you! -clings to Crawford Erik- Punjab the fool!
Crawford Erik: -is in the process of punjabbing Gerik- Hm?
-PoM proceeds to explode, taking the Opera House with her-

Yes, I'm not the only one mixing mp and the holy grail into this weeee! I love mp!

Phantom- Yes, he's dead! twisted
Raoul- I'm not dead yet. neutral
Christine- Well, he shall not have been mortally wounded for my sake. sweatdrop
Raoul- Actually, I'm feeling fine. xd
Phantom- Don't be daft, you'll be stone dead in a minute! stressed
Raoul gasps. gonk
Christine- Well, I never liked him anyway.... mad
Christine and Phanboy does evil laughs, while phanboy walks over Raouls dead body. twisted

Here's another mp like model...

The crowd and opera chase La Carlotta. "A witch a witch!" "Burn her" says Phanboy! rofl rofl rofl Ok, the 2nd one sucks!

Phantom: ((in lair waiting for Christine to wake up)) *plays a harmonious chord on the piano and clears his throat seriously. Then...*
I like big buts and I can not lie!
You other brothers can't deny,
that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
and a round thing in your face you get...
Christine: *coughs behind Phantom, looking at him dryly stare *
Phantom: *gulps* uhh..... feelings, nothing more than feelings...

xd

By the way, sorry about keeping you all waiting for the honeymoon, but I finally finished the last of my summer reading junk, and I''''ve only gotten Two and a half ideas done. But so I don''''t keep you too bored and still keep this on-topic, here''''s another little preview. (Now that I think about it, I may just do the same thing I did with my first Alexandra Singing Lesson and make it up as I go, so I should have it done by today.)

--Las freaking Vegas--

Foperinas: Oh, Erik! 4laugh
Erik: *resists the urge to punjab* Yesss? stare
Foperinas: We forgot to give you our wedding presents! 4laugh
Erik: eek
Pierre: I got you coffee cream!
Fabio: I got you whipped cream!
Raoul: I got you hair cream!
Erik: You would, wouldn''''t you?

What happens next? I''''m not tellinggggg! xp xd

Edit: Okay, I lied. I''m nowhere near done with it, but I''m getting there.

Erik: *sticks hand out and closes eyes turning his face away* Talk to the Mask, the face don't care *swivvels head, snaps fingers*

Thank u! redface 4laugh