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 Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:20 pm
+takes wish chance+
I wish I didn't have to work six out of seven days.
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:34 pm
Granted, but you don't make enough money working 2 days a week and end up homeless.
I wish I was an amazing artist.
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:38 pm
Granted, you're a good artist. The sad thing is that you paint ayrian imagery in most of your stuff and critics go crazy. Soon, you are thrown out of the art community and you move to Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada.
I wish I had pegs for my accoustic guitar.
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:28 pm
Granted: the peg legs of several ruthless pirates are now integrated into your guitar, angry seamen still attached. Avast!
I wish my stomach didn't hurt so much.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:19 pm
Theophrastus Granted: the peg legs of several ruthless pirates are now integrated into your guitar, angry seamen still attached. Avast! I wish my stomach didn't hurt so much. Granted, but now you have the worst headache anyone could imagine. I wish I hadn't forgotten my hat at work.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:24 pm
Granted! But whose panties are these? o_o;;;
I wish I didn't need to exercise to be healthy.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:21 pm
Granted. Instead, you can just do what the fifties did. Swallow amazing fast acting pills! Aka... Tape worm eggs.
I wish my step mom would take a menopause pill.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:03 pm
Granted: she takes a pill that induces wild, harried, cyclonic menopause!
I wish people realized that a paperless office circumvents about 90% of the "I lost it" or "we can't afford it" arguments from above.
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 6:28 pm
Granted. But now its always "The internet lost it" or "I swear I sent it but..."
I wish I'd get better with money.
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:42 pm
Granted: your skill with money becomes so incredible that all are jealous of your vast empire. You purchase kingdoms, buy your way into world government and even fund the first mission to Mars where alien life is discovered.
Sadly, on that same day it's discovered that the Martians /hate/ the wealthy and an extended 100 year war against Earth is waged solely due to your riches. Shuuuuuun!
I wish Nick Gisburne would run for some kind of public office so I could vote for him, longwindedness included.
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 11:57 pm
Theophrastus Granted: your skill with money becomes so incredible that all are jealous of your vast empire. You purchase kingdoms, buy your way into world government and even fund the first mission to Mars where alien life is discovered. Sadly, on that same day it's discovered that the Martians /hate/ the wealthy and an extended 100 year war against Earth is waged solely due to your riches. Shuuuuuun! I wish Nick Gisburne would run for some kind of public office so I could vote for him, longwindedness included. Granted. Hyperconservative Prime Minister / Pope Gisburne I thanks you for your vote. I wish I were stapled to the Atlantic Ocean.
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 11:31 am
Semper Fiasco Granted. Hyperconservative Prime Minister / Pope Gisburne I thanks you for your vote. I wish I were stapled to the Atlantic Ocean. Congratulations, the staples have gone rusty giving you blood poisoning, which mingles with the sea water draining all of your body of blood, various microscopic organisms enter you through the newly made holes in your body eating you from the inside and you drown in your own vomit, induced by the overpowering salty water. In other words, you've just died a horrible, long winded grisly death!! I wish that i could live long enough to witness the end of the sun around which the earth which we are living upon is orbiting.
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 11:52 am
Myrphomatic Congratulations, the staples have gone rusty giving you blood poisoning, which mingles with the sea water draining all of your body of blood, various microscopic organisms enter you through the newly made holes in your body eating you from the inside and you drown in your own vomit, induced by the overpowering salty water. In other words, you've just died a horrible, long winded grisly death!! I wish that i could live long enough to witness the end of the sun around which the earth which we are living upon is orbiting. Granted. How's the quadraplegia coming along? I wish George could clean up his messes.
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:28 pm
Granted. But Curious George always finds another mess to get himself into. Like that new product from apple, and no it's not an I-pod, or that overrated I-Rack, it's the new and cool one called I-Ran.
I wish guitar hero 2 wasn't so ******** hard on the HARD setting. I can barely get 3 stars on most songs.
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:12 pm
AnonymouZ Granted. But Curious George always finds another mess to get himself into. Like that new product from apple, and no it's not an I-pod, or that overrated I-Rack, it's the new and cool one called I-Ran. I wish guitar hero 2 wasn't so ******** hard on the HARD setting. I can barely get 3 stars on most songs. Granted. Nursery rhymes easy enough for you? I wish someone would send me a hug via priority mail.
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