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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:41 pm
Granted, but its given to you by a Cambodian guerilla who stabs you in the back with it, then runs away. There are no tetanus shots avialable, so you get lockjaw, and die from failure to feed yourself.
I wish i had 20,000 more gold to buy a demonic pitchfork.
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:43 pm
Granted but you find out that it's possesed by the soul of a dead cheiftan who attacks you in your sleep
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:45 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:57 pm
Granted. But its a fake nickel. I wish the Stroggos existed.
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:44 pm
Sgt. Alpha-Delta Granted. But its a fake nickel. I wish the Stroggos existed. If I knew what that was, I might grand that wish. I wish I knew what a stroggos was gonk
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:49 pm
Granted, but a heard of buffalo stampede over you before you can tell anyone else who's wondering.
I wish I could wish a food craving to appear out of nowhere and to have it actually happen. >_>
(Stupid cravings. They make me want something that's not even in the house. Dx)
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 5:20 am
CrazyMahouShoujo Granted, but a heard of buffalo stampede over you before you can tell anyone else who's wondering.
I wish I could wish a food craving to appear out of nowhere and to have it actually happen. >_>
(Stupid cravings. They make me want something that's not even in the house. Dx) Granted, but it only appears as a hologram with the appearance and wonderful smell of the craving....no you can not eat the hologram. stare I wish I could finally get a kiki kitty.
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:28 am
granted but gaia malfunction and you lose it as well as ally your money and cloths. so now you walk around gaia in your undys
i wish i had as much time as i wanted to go on the computer
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:53 am
Hoshi_Mibu granted but gaia malfunction and you lose it as well as ally your money and cloths. so now you walk around gaia in your undys i wish i had as much time as i wanted to go on the computer granted but now u spend every single minute on the computer no bathroom breaks no sleeping no eating i wish i was rich irl
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:20 am
Hitoshi69 Hoshi_Mibu granted but gaia malfunction and you lose it as well as ally your money and cloths. so now you walk around gaia in your undys i wish i had as much time as i wanted to go on the computer granted but now u spend every single minute on the computer no bathroom breaks no sleeping no eating i wish i was rich irl So do I. I wish I had a job again gonk
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:32 pm
Granted, you have a job, but it doesn't pay waee and you hate it.
I wish for a japanese pagoda.
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 3:45 pm
evil_black_cat Granted, you have a job, but it doesn't pay waee and you hate it. I wish for a japanese pagoda. Sounds like life alright. Granted. But. It's deadly. I wish I could have the ability to make someone catch on fire just by staring them down.
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:54 pm
Gamer Girl Dusty evil_black_cat Granted, you have a job, but it doesn't pay waee and you hate it. I wish for a japanese pagoda. Sounds like life alright. Granted. But. It's deadly. I wish I could have the ability to make someone catch on fire just by staring them down. Granted, but you looked in the mirror too lond one morning and caught on fire yourself. I wish I was better at Phsyics.
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:24 pm
Peter Tchaikovsky Gamer Girl Dusty evil_black_cat Granted, you have a job, but it doesn't pay waee and you hate it. I wish for a japanese pagoda. Sounds like life alright. Granted. But. It's deadly. I wish I could have the ability to make someone catch on fire just by staring them down. Granted, but you looked in the mirror too lond one morning and caught on fire yourself. I wish I was better at Phsyics. Granted. Unfortunately, one day you decided to study them by jumping off a 20 story balcony. I wish I could focus my energy to fly gonk
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Emradrig rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 2
Total: 4 (2-12)
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:13 pm
Gamer Girl Dusty Peter Tchaikovsky Gamer Girl Dusty evil_black_cat Granted, you have a job, but it doesn't pay waee and you hate it. I wish for a japanese pagoda. Sounds like life alright. Granted. But. It's deadly. I wish I could have the ability to make someone catch on fire just by staring them down. Granted, but you looked in the mirror too lond one morning and caught on fire yourself. I wish I was better at Phsyics. Granted. Unfortunately, one day you decided to study them by jumping off a 20 story balcony. I wish I could focus my energy to fly gonk Granted but you focused so hard that you're stuck in the air and can never touch the ground again.
I wish for world peace.
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